Today is the Tell An Old Joke Day!
Went for a job interview the other day and was asked how I perform under pressure.
“Not so great,” I replied, “but I’m really good at Bohemian Rhapsody.”
1 Like
To be fair. the later is much harder than the former.
1 Like
I’m tone deaf, so they’re both equally hard for me.
Your performances are impressive, tho!
Not exactly Maria Callas… 
No, you are more like bASSo profondo
1 Like
Today is International Left-handers Day!
I wish a great day for left-handers Forumoseans!
Which makes me wonder if is there such a thing as
Left-tentacle, @yyy?
Left-hoof, @Dr_Milker and @bojack ?
Left-paw, @Hanna and @the_bear ?
Yes, this is my preferred pronoun.
Naw righty, but can do a lot of things lefty handed (bat, throw, tennis, golf, bowl).
I suppose they call them southpaws for a reason.
I think many animals do exhibit innate handedness. Even those lacking in hands may favor a side.
1 Like
Wait, day of the day? Getting a bit out of hand with these “____ of the day” threads now. What’s next, raccoon of the day?
2 Likes
If it means we can be spared from you-know-who 364 days a year, no objection from me! 
1 Like
Oh geez, I don’t even know where to start with that one.
Let’s just say a qualified yes. 
1 Like
I would again like to nominate today as day of the day.
Only 2 hours left though!
Today is https://www.who.int/campaigns/world-patient-safety-day/
Bugger me! WHO thought of that one?
1 Like
Feel free to see yourself out, please.
I’ll just get my coat.
1 Like