Okay. I have randomly assigned countries. Moves are due every Thursday morning by 9 am (I picked Thursday as it is the only morning I don’t have Aikido class, sorry). We will be using North American adjustments. Press is Black. Underlined moves are failed. Votes for wins and draws must be unaminous. The GM’s name is, of course, Gandalf, and the name of this game is THE SHIRE2004NA
SPRING MOVES ARE DUE THURSDAY, SEPT. 16.
A few hints for the FNGs.
1.) Talk to everybody. Even though you may be across the board from someone, soon you may be their neighbor. It is a good way to trade info and spread lies.
2.) Do your homework on basic moves and alliances. That will give you some sort of foundation to play upon.
3.) Make sure that every piece is doing something.
4.) Keep your knife sharp and your eyes open.
5.) I cannot discuss strategy with you but if you have a question about the rules then please feel free to contact me.
6.) Spring for position, Fall for dots.
7.) Do not NMR (No Moves Received)
8.) Know where the stalemate lines are.
The players and their countries are:
Miltown Kid: France
Bu Lai En: Italy
Tetsuo: Germany
Sinister T: Russia
Chairman Roberto: Austria
Tempo Gain: Turkey
Stragbasher: England
Funny thing, we already have some Press 
Press
Fra-Eng: I’m gonna swim over there, slap your face, and make you my bitch.
Ger-Fra, Eng: Mein wiener?
Ita-Tur: Beware of the White Queen.
Aus-All: “Get out of the car and put your hands on your head. This little joy ride is over.”
Eng-All: No jokes about cabin boys. We in the Queen’s Royal Navy happen to take them very seriously.
Tur-All: We can’t we all just be friends.
Gandalf-All: Have fun gentlemen.