Dr Milker now has merchandise at Hilife!

Dr Milker! I didn’t know you sold your wares at Hilife!
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Not really new…

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pumping his own breast milk :milk_glass: under strict production quotas and roaming the grasslands of forumosa are remarkable traits indeed.

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Dr. Milker has become a chicken and egg conundrum. Nobody really knows which one was first.

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The product came first

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But did it?

How DOES he get the product into the bottles?

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He must have a small device that fits well in the bottle.

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He puts the ASS in Passteurised…

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Oh great. I’ll never be able to look at a Dr Milker product without that mental image in my head now.

Looking at it is probably OK

I’d worry more about putting it in my mouth

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Yeah, I have no intention of putting anything of Dr Milkers in my mouth.

Unless I’m drunk. Then I might consider it.

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Get paid up front, is alls I got to say

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I always thought he saw that name at a convenience store and just plagiarized it on Forumosa.:thinking:

Yes.

“Plagiarized” or paying homage to the best fake doctor since Dr Dre?

Who is the good doctor milking? What is the good doctor milking?:smirk:

I hear what you’re saying. I guess we’ll just never know.

Yes. My beverages are available wherever fine udder-based products are sold.

I like to call the technique “self-lactation.” I tried employing an assistant, but let’s just say that racoon character got a little too “grabby.” Carpal hoof syndrome can be a problem when large orders come in.

My products are strictly fowl/ovo-free. I’d like to say they’re cruelty-free, but the teats get really sore from all that tugging sometimes.

The diameter of the bottle opening was perfectly calibrated to the size of my teats.

I’m guessing they have more girth than yours. :grin:

Will that make you more or less likely to make a purchase? (I’m asking on behalf of marketing)

You and me both, buddy.

I’m not a fake doctor, I’ll have you know. I have a Ph.D. in non-binary lactation studies.

Define “milking.”

Squeezing something for all that it’s worth.