gee, isn’t that a problem for married couples all over the world? I would hardly say that it’s because they were taiwanese alone.
you’ve never heard of all the horny housewife action back in the states? 
(of the extramarital type)
[quote=“Erhu”]Pleasing a woman?
Here’s an easy analogy:
clitoris is to a female as penis is to a male
The problem is a lot of guys don’t even know where the clitoris is located. I’ve seen studies where only about half of the guys asked could correctly identify the clitoris on a diagram of a woman’s body. 
If you’re a guy and you don’t know, do some research immediately! [/quote]
What’s your address? I’ll bring my flashlight, hammer, blowtorch* and pith helmet.
*There are few problems in the Universe that can’t be solved by the judicious use of a blowtorch and hammer.
[quote=“blueface666”]
*There are few problems in the Universe that can’t be solved by the judicious use of a blowtorch and hammer.[/quote]
For me, it has always been the crowbar. It’s like a swiss army knife. only bigger. makes demolition that much more fun!
but for this particular job, I think we will require caving/spelunking equipment.
Note to self: explore book deal, working title, “Stalking the wily clitoris with gun and rod”.
[quote=“Jack Burton”][quote=“blueface666”]
*There are few problems in the Universe that can’t be solved by the judicious use of a blowtorch and hammer.[/quote]
For me, it has always been the crowbar. It’s like a swiss army knife. only bigger. makes demolition that much more fun!
but for this particular job, I think we will require caving/spelunking equipment.[/quote]
Spelunking to find the clitoris? My gosh, gentlemen…should I draw a map or let you in on the secret?
:saywhat:
it’s not on the inside of a woman’s body.
I don’t need one, thanks for the offer. Any guy who can’t locate it needs to go watch some porn. It ain’t that hard to find.
I disagree. i have found that the clitoris can be quite difficult to locate when the leather mask slides so that the eye holes are not aligned, the handcuffs are too tight, and the nipple clamps are… um, er, never mind.
What kind of parents would let their daughters run around uncircumcised–that’s what I’d like to know.
Just look for the fishiest spot. 
fishy-smelling that it.
The clitoris is hiding in the fish market? 
The clitoris is hiding in the fish market? [/quote]
where else would the fishmonger look, but the fish market?
Ew. Jack, if your women have had problems of that nature, you need to teach them the importance of proper hygeine and a balanced diet.
I don’t visit the downtown area until after a vigorous rainstorm has washed the area clean.
Ew. Jack, if your women have had problems of that nature, you need to teach them the importance of proper hygeine and a balanced diet.
I don’t visit the downtown area until after a vigorous rainstorm has washed the area clean.[/quote]
I’m only joking… really. Actually it’s easy to find the Clitoris. It’s the pulsating piece of flesh marked “Eat Me”. That’s when I change size and tumble down the tree into Alice’s Wonderland.
Ew. Jack, if your women have had problems of that nature, you need to teach them the importance of proper hygeine and a balanced diet.
I don’t visit the downtown area until after a vigorous rainstorm has washed the area clean.[/quote]
I’m only joking… really. Actually it’s easy to find the Clitoris. It’s the pulsating piece of flesh marked “Eat Me”. That’s when I change size and tumble down the tree into Alice’s Wonderland.[/quote]
Hmmm…
I wouldn’t touch that “size” reference with a 8-inch pole.
The clitoris is hiding in the fish market? [/quote]
where else would the fishmonger look, but the fish market?[/quote]
Damn, I’m allergic to fish…
If the clit is difficult to find, might I suggest clearing the undergrowth prior to the expedition. That in and of itself might be pleasurable as well.
I never got problems to find it :taz:
I never got problems to find it :taz:[/quote]
A lying braggart as well as a bigoted xenophobe. Charming.
Let me guess, next you’re going to boast of how your penis is 10 inches long and your tantric sex lasts 4 hours. :yawn:
Looks like you have a lot of personal experience from your comments above. :bravo: We’re all ugly at face value. I don’t believe that you really like woman per se. You just like their bodies.
There’s been many a time when I’ve been dis-interested in attractive women. And I’ve also enjoyed good times with women who were less than attractive. Personally I think this thread should be closed. After all, any child over 13 could be reading this, yet not be allowed access to porn mags or movies.
[quote=“Satellite TV”] I don’t believe that you really like woman per se. You just like their bodies.
[/quote]
I don’t buy into the Cartesian body/soul duality. It’s all part of the same package. Sex is physical so by definition it’s going to have to do with the body.