For a limited period only, I am willing to provide my design/photoshopping skills for free!
Just give me some ideas for your ideal tattoo and I will design something, for free, and post it here!
Who’s first?
I want Freddy Krueger and a rainbow on my back
I would like a tattoo of a Rastafarian Ma Yingjiu smoking a fat joint with Barack Obama, who is wearing lederhosen and a pinwheel cap.
OK, I’ll try and provide these tomorrow. Don’t want to rush them.
Anyone else?
BTW, they’ll probably be black and white. Hope that’s acceptable (I’ll see if I can make an exception for the rainbow).
I’d like a Scotland flag above a dagger piercing a bloody heart, with “Mum” inscribed on a scroll below it.
And two swallows, one for each thumb-joint.
I’m pretty sure nobody has thought of that before.
Ta.
I’d like to have have all 46 letters of my name (including spaces) tattooed all the way along my stomach.
Crossed blue trucks rampant with bin lang palm trees on each side. If you can work in two (2) green Taiwan beer bottles somehow, that would be extra-swell!
OK guys, I’ll have to stop accepting requests for the time being. I’ll try and post at least some of these today. Once that happens, feel free to make further requests.
I’m sorry if the tattoos don’t turn out exactly as you planned, but I reckon you will at least be able to print them out and take them along to a tattoo artist as a basis for his/her work.
Stay tuned.
OK… here we go…
I was quite hard to do a realistic rainbow, but I think I did pretty well.
I’m not sure what a pinwheel cap is, so I did a bowler hat.
[quote=“sandman”]I’d like a Scotland flag above a dagger piercing a bloody heart, with “Mum” inscribed on a scroll below it.
And two swallows, one for each thumb-joint. [/quote]
I’ve called this one “Brave Heart”
Here you go. I’ve added a belly button so that the tattoo artist knows where to put it. You’ll need to tell him/her not to draw the belly button though, since you already have one.
This was by far the most challenging. I have added some binlang stains down the side of the doors for effect, btw.
BFM -
Classic Genius!
Love the stains…Love the space btwn the trucks for ‘Mutha!’…well done…well done!
How come one of my swallows has a proper beak but the other has just a wee line. That’s just plain shoddy.
Sandman, of course you’re right and my apologies. I was so busy concentrating on the 3d effect of the scroll at the bottom, not to mention the realistic blood, that I overlooked one of the beaks. I have now corrected it.
Hope it’s acceptable and looking forward to your continued business and referrals!
My left arse cheek is sagging a wee bit more than the right one. I would like a tattoo of Anubis reading from the Book of the Dead to redress this slight imbalance to my otherwise perfect physique.
Thank you.
Lovely. Thanks Stu, I’m having that done on my forehead, I think.
[quote=“Anubis”]My left arse cheek is sagging a wee bit more than the right one. I would like a tattoo of Anubis reading from the Book of the Dead to redress this slight imbalance to my otherwise perfect physique.
Thank you.[/quote]
This may well be my best work yet! (I just found out that, as well as a pencil tool, Paint also has an airbrush tool!)
I want a tattoo of me shaking my fist at Kanye West. I’m saying, ‘I want my bloody money back, West!’ Kanye is drinking Lucozade Sport.
I’ve gone old-skool on this one (no airbrush).
I call this one “Kan ye give me my money back?”
The dilemma now is waiting from 6:30am to 9am when the tat shop opens.
I’m gonna have me on my left bum cheek, and West on the right. Sometimes I’ll be able to produce music to go along with the images.
Thank you Irish Stu. My life has a new meaning.
[quote=“irishstu”]OK… here we go…
I was quite hard to do a realistic rainbow, but I think I did pretty well.
I’m in two minds about this design, Is there anyway you can have Krueger coming out of a wedding cake?
[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“irishstu”]OK… here we go…
I was quite hard to do a realistic rainbow, but I think I did pretty well.
I’m in two minds about this design, Is there anyway you can have Krueger coming out of a wedding cake?[/quote][/quote]
Now why the fuck would he be in a wedding cake? Sitting on a rainbow makes sense, sure, but inside a frigging cake? You have lost it Funk500, you went over the edge.
I prescribe less cake, and more rainbows for you mister.