I’m just trying out different themes to see what I like, but I think the rainbow is ok.
[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“Anubis”]My left arse cheek is sagging a wee bit more than the right one. I would like a tattoo of Anubis reading from the Book of the Dead to redress this slight imbalance to my otherwise perfect physique.
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This may well be my best work yet! (I just found out that, as well as a pencil tool, Paint also has an airbrush tool!)
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Brilliant! I can’t wait to have this on my arse cheek. Quick question: Are you only into designing or do you also do the tattooing?
You know, the rights of internet artists like Stu need to be protected. I frankly accuse you of wasting his skilled time. Next you’ll want Kruger driving up to a Tesco petrol station. And we all know Freddy’s stance on commercial supermarkets. Sorry Stu, have your thread back. Gosh that Funk500 went over the edge.
Those guys at Miami Ink got nothing on you Stu.
I’d like to have one of a guy having trouble getting beamed up.
Thanks. It’s taken many years of practice.
Here you go. I call this “Arms cut of by mal-adjusted beam”.
Thanks. It’s taken many years of practice.
Here you go. I call this “Arms cut of by mal-adjusted beam”.
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You don’t think it’s a little too much? I mean, once it’s on; it’s on for life.
Quite the contrary. Think how cool that’ll look on you when you hit 60.
Quite the contrary. Think how cool that’ll look on you when you hit 60.[/quote]
And I would like it to cover up an earier tatoo that says “Lisa 4 Ever” over a heart shape.
Sorry, just design. It’s hard to be a tattoo artist as well as being as brilliant and accomplished a graphic designer as I am.
Sorry, just design. It’s hard to be a tattoo artist as well as being as brilliant and accomplished a graphic designer as I am.[/quote]But you get to stick needles into them and make them hurt.
I’d like a full-back job of a waterfall with gorgeous naked Taiwanese nymphs frolicking in the water and basking on the rocks below it.
He doesn’t need needles for that. He just needs to talk in that funny accent of his. That’s more than enough pain for anyone.
I’m a little concerned that this might break pronography rules, what with it being so photo-realistic, but here you go:
P.S. I used the airbrush to give the waterfall a flowing effect. It almost looks like it is moving, doesn’t it?
Look at the nipple placement on that one at top right. Obviously fake.
She’s just sitting at a funny angle. That picture is about as realistic as you can get, frankly.
Absolutely spiffing, Irish!
And so erotic that I hardly know what I’m tieping tyeping taiping typing.
You know, the rights of internet artists like Stu need to be protected. I frankly accuse you of wasting his skilled time. Next you’ll want Kruger driving up to a Tesco petrol station. And we all know Freddy’s stance on commercial supermarkets. Sorry Stu, have your thread back. Gosh that Funk500 went over the edge.[/quote]
Listen Hill, we can’t ALL be the inspiration for Ray Bradbury’s “Illustrated Man”. Some of us have to teach kids, go to Bar Mitzvahs and that sort of thing. Like a puppy, a tattoo is not just for Pentacost its for life (or summat).
You know, the rights of internet artists like Stu need to be protected. I frankly accuse you of wasting his skilled time. Next you’ll want Kruger driving up to a Tesco petrol station. And we all know Freddy’s stance on commercial supermarkets. Sorry Stu, have your thread back. Gosh that Funk500 went over the edge.[/quote]
Listen Hill, we can’t ALL be the inspiration for Ray Bradbury’s “Illustrated Man”. Some of us have to teach kids, go to Bar Mitzvahs and that sort of thing. Like a puppy, a tattoo is not just for Pentacost its for life (or summat).[/quote]
Look, you have your photo as your avatar, I can hunt you down you know, and force you to look at my tats.
I think he meant hand job.
Irish,
Since you did such a brilliant job on the back decoration, I’d like to trouble you to do me another for the front.
This time I’d like the letter “o” (for Omni), to have tattooed in the middle of my chest.
Thanks a million!
Iris;
Can you make me one with Alfred E Neuman surfing while BroonAle sails by in a boat full of Mexican hookers?