Many years ago, before the Internet, I collected the following Taiwan news headlines and classifieds (I actually cut them out and am looking at them as I type) and type them exactly as they appeared:
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[color=#0000FF]Ju Accused of Election Celebration Rape; Damning Tape Evidence Claim
Prosecutors Investigate ‘Black Magic’ Charges
Police Forced to Visit Houses of Ill-Repute
Politicians Thwart Efforts of Hypnotist
‘I Love Breasts’ Campaign Begins
Man Forced to Masturbate
CBC Print Shop Found to be Radioactive
Singapore to Feast on Saucy Spread - A Singapore hotel has concocted an unusual Valentine’s Day love potion for those seeking to boost their sexual prowess. The saucy spread of bull’s penises and crocodile tails is being offered for S$ 150 per person… An after-dinner pot, containing the genitals of dogs, deer and seals, tops off the love birds’ feast.
Body-Model Wanted - Video project “Kama-Sutra” - Casting female body model 18 or over, with or without experience… nudity required (want ad)
Mr. XXXXX, Please call me to open my house for taking away your luggages and clarify the situation before July 20th (Classifieds)
Slanted-eyed? Jewish art can restore the normal position of your eyes (Classifieds)
Two Chinese girls, good personality. Both have studied aboard, speak fluent English, seek for native English speaker for friendship and language exchange. (Male have to be up to 180cm) (Classifieds)
Taiwan’s First Blind Baseball Team Set to Play Ball
Man Urges Smaller Condems
Lawmakers are Big Casanovas: Legislator - Taiwan’s 164 lawmakers reportedly have 1,000 mistresses, or about eight lovers per representative, a local paper quoted DPP Legislator Hsieh Tsung-min as saying… The controversial statement caused quite a stir among lawmakers of different parties… some demanded to know what lawmaker could afford so many mistresses and others expressed admiration over the apparent feats.
Survey Finds Most Teen Boys Masturbate
DORTS Resorts to ‘Chi Kung’
Family Harrassed by Snakes
Rampaging Lawmaker Suspended from Caucus: Lawmaker Who Tried to Strangle Colleague Denounced
Woman Kills Husband with Poison Soup - … by putting 30 sleeping pills in a ginseng and pig’s heart soup, which she cooked for him
21 Students Nailed for Necking
Gangs to be Banned from Political Parties
Survey Shows Popularity of Fortune Tellers
Man Begs Tiger to Eat Him
Top Politicians Turning to Faith-Healers for Answers
Master Takes Buddha to Students for Help on Exams
Woman Knifed - The seven women victims had this much in common: they were all young ladies with short skirts and long hair. Criminal psychology experts said the perpetrator might have a sadistic man who hates young women with short skirts and long hair[/color]
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Some of you might remember some of those!