Almost all of the parents of my students drive expensive (BMW, Benz) cars and none of them are gangsters. I have spoken with most of them and they all seem to be excellent, hardworking people. Maybe Chiayi is different from the bigger cities.
We do have a few of the “bad boys” here, though.
The title of this thread is misleading. I thought it was going to be an FAQ on how to be a gangsta, not complaining from a pansy.
One of my brothers in law drives a black Kompressor and he’s not a gangster – he owns a math bushiban. My other brother in law drives a Series 7 and a big black fuck you Mercedes and he’s not a gangster either – he’s an airline pilot.
I think it is funnier than hell seeing some of these young folks walking around with low riding paints (I’m not talking about the “crack pants” worn by hotties) but rather the baggy style. Wearing the baggy pants low means that you were someone’s bitch in prison and so nobody should mess with you. 
Do you have a single sister in law?
Oh, and what does she drive?
Thank you very much for listing all family members, friends, and aquaintances that drive expensive cars who aren’t mafia.
I expected this response and that’s why I wrote this sentence in bold in the origninal post: [b]Not all, but many
opps
I had a merc when I thought i was going to be living in Malaysia earlier this year.
They are the most overated cars ever. They drive like a bag of spuds.
I swapped it for a Discovery. Then I got bored of Malaysia and came back to Taiwan.
Malaysia is a bag of poo, too.
[quote=“Bassman”]Do you have a single sister in law?
Oh, and what does she drive?[/quote]
Yes, not far from you, either – Wuchi. She’s about 50 and drives an Accord with Mickey Mouse seat covers. Bit small for her though. She’s a little… um… “chubby.”
Interested in a xiaolaopo?
Mordeth, you come accross as if you are shouting in written form. Seen some of your other posts and threads as well. Tone it down a bit and people will respond to you a bit better.
:ohreally: How long have you been here? :eh: How old are you? You might want to temper your speech before you start “teaching” us. :silenced: It’ll save you from lookiing ridiculous. :loco:
Hmm…
My brother in law is a gangster and he drives an Altis.
My other brother in law is a gangster, too and he drives a Matiz. ![]()
a bit late for that I reckon.
i’m going to buy a little blue truck.
There’s an idea! A foreigner coalition based on ownership of little blue trucks! Rally in front of the Presidential Palace this Saturday, what do you say? 
Let me tell you something. I live in far greater fear of the Blue Trucks of Death than your average Benz. 
after all those guys chew betel nut, wear dirty shirts and flip flops and have bad skin :bravo: too. it is a shocking world we live in.
after all those guys chew betel nut, wear dirty shirts and flip flops and have bad skin :bravo: too. it is a shocking world we live in.[/quote]
Now I’m offended. :fume: I’ve been a Blue Truck (of so called “Death”) driver on more than one occasion and… Wait, does driving a Blue Truck of Death automatically make me a Gangsta? I do wear dirty shirts and flip-flops (2/4 aint bad).
I would reckon most of these “gangstas” are just wannabes and secretly have a rich mummy or daddy, or a real job and have saved up for their cars so they can go around pretending to be gangsters. Real gangsters don’t fuck about in traffic all day.