“Up your butt, with a coconut,” is also acceptable.
I didn’t get on well in Taiwan. 
Try “Far East Asian”.
My face is all mine. I am not giving it to anybody!
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She deserves 5 across the face.
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I guess you never walked down the street arm around your neck or waist with a Taiwanese guy? It happens and it’s not sexual. It’s friendly. But weird at first.
I’ve seen junior and senior high kids do that but never grown men, unless they were wasted.
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