Guess the film quotes!

Movie 1
“Fucking Quintana! That creep can roll, man.”
“Yeah, but he’s a pervert, man…”

“Yeah, well, the Dude abides.”

movie 2 (easy)

[quote]- Hi, I hope you don’t mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one"

  • We don’t have a cow. We have a bull"
  • I’ll brush my teeth[/quote]

movie 3
"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle. "

Four quotes from a good movie (that has a good soundtrack by Mark Knopfler):

You want to buy my church?
Not as a going concern."

Where’s the door here?
There is no door. Just knock on the window.
How do you do business with a man who has no door?
The ethics are just the same.

Are you sure there are two l’s in dollar, Gideon?
Yes! An’ are there two g’s in bugger off!

Dry, normal or greasy?
Normal. Extra normal.

[quote=“HakkaSonic”]Four quotes from a good movie (that has a good soundtrack by Mark Knopfler):

You want to buy my church?
Not as a going concern."

Where’s the door here?
There is no door. Just knock on the window.
How do you do business with a man who has no door?
The ethics are just the same.

Are you sure there are two l’s in dollar, Gideon?
Yes! An’ are there two g’s in bugger off!

Dry, normal or greasy?
Normal. Extra normal.[/quote]

Local Hero by Bill Forsyth. Great story! If you liked it, you should also try to get ahold of Gregory’s Girl.

“Send more paramedics…”

Return of the Living Dead, No?
All those zombie movies roll into one marvelous dream…

Something in the same vein…

“And what would the note say? Dan, cat dead, details later?”

“I’m your boyfriend now.”

“Where’s the bourbon, bitch.”

[quote=“Vay”][quote]The Dukes of Hazard - The Movie (love that ol’ Uncle Jesse)
[/quote]

No banana. Actually I’m not sure I spelled the guy’s name right, but it was something similar to that in Spanish. Here’s a hint:

Bush: La la la la!
Cowboy: Are you the singing bush?[/quote]

The Three Amigos. A classic.

“She certainly had good taste”

From an obscure film so I will give a couple of hints. Cult-classic and the star of the film went on to be a star in a famous, trend setting TV series.

Bonus gwanxi if you can identify who, or what, said it. :sunglasses:

I can’t remember the name. The dog said it. His friend was Mr. Miami Vice married to that lady that was in that Tom Hanks movie about rich people.

What was the name of that movie? I know it. It’s on the tip of my tongue.

Trainspotting?

I finally thought of it. A Boy and His Dog starring Don Johnson who was married to Melanie Griffith.

That last line is generally considered to have turned an otherwise fine science fiction film into nothing more than a setup for a tasteless pun.

I finally thought of it. A Boy and His Dog starring Don Johnson who was married to Melanie Griffith.

That last line is generally considered to have turned an otherwise fine science fiction film into nothing more than a setup for a tasteless pun.[/quote]

I see you are a man with outstanding taste in films! Gwanxi to you!

Trainspotting?[/quote]
Nope. That would have to have been: “Fir fucks sake get a grip. Its jist a dod ay shite.”
Nor is it from Monty Python. Much more recent timeline. You’ll kick yourself.

“Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.”

Ahh! Finally one I know… from the Matrix, no?

Hans

BETSY
Travis?

                     TRAVIS
        Yeah.

                     BETSY
        Maybe I'll see you again sometime,
        huh?

                     TRAVIS
               (thin smile)
        Sure.

Ahh! Finally one I know… from the Matrix, no?

Hans[/quote]
a winner!

“Shane Shane come back!”

Old Yeller?

It’s the classic western Shane. At the end of the movie Shane rides off into the sunset riddled with bullet holes and the women cries, "Shane Shane! Come back!

Hans

[quote=“ImaniOU”] The Three Amigos. A classic.
[/quote]

Ding!

[quote=“Richardm”]“My father’s work was doo doo!”

“A riot is an ugly thing, and once you get one started there is no stopping it short of bloodshed.”

“What knockers!”
“Thank you doctor.”

“Keep close to the candles. The stairway can be treacherous.”

“A riot is an ugly thing, and I think it is just about time that we had one!”
[/quote]

That would be “Young Frankenstein.”