Disregard my last post of a wedding date!! Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! :fume: :fume: :fume:
It has all been delayed. Why? In short, Taiwanese bureacracy and absolutely no single nodul point giving clear guidelines as to what is actually needed. Add to this that the rules keep changing (so depending on others for guidance from their experience is practically impossible) and the rules seem to be different for each country. :taz:
Previously, all you needed was a single certificate (certificate of non-impediment) issued by the home affairs office of your home country to prove that you’re not married. This piece of paper should then be stamped and authenticated by your Liaison Office/cultural exchange office or whatever the hell your quasi-embassy that is not really an embassy in Taiwan (if, in fact you even have one) is called. Armed with this you waltz down to the local courthouse (registrar) and make an appointment to get married and duly do so. Happiness, right? Not too much hassle to marry your one true love and all that, right? WRONG! Think again, boyo. You aint getting your smelly mitts on the local lasses that easily anymore.
We went down to the courthouse/registrar and were promptly told, “So sorry, you need to go to Kaohsuing (or Taipei, if that’s where you are) to get it stamped and double verified as an authentic document.” One trip to KHH later with a soul crunching, “So sorry, it needs to go back to your home country to be double authenticated there first before the foreign affairs office in Taiwan will even look at it.” (Let alone authenticate it/stamp the damn thing!)
But wait, that’s not all. As your foreign ass is in Taiwan you need to appoint someone back home to act as your “agent” on your behalf. This entails writing a letter to that effect, signing it (in the presence of your quasi-ambassador who isn’t really an ambassador in Taipei in order to verify, stamp and authenticate that it is actually you and not Osama Bin Laden that wrote and signed the letter) giving your sister/mother/significant relative back home authority to take the certificate of non-impediment to the Taipei Liaison Office in your country to be signed and authenticated. This obviously begs the question that if you didn’t give them permission to do this on your behalf, then why would you have expressed mailed the ass-crazed-cursed-from-hell certificate to them in the first place??? But that’s bureacracy at it’s finest.
In ADDITION to that, the certificate of non-impediment and the letter empowering your significant relative on your behalf (and not a semi-psychotic terrorist actually seeking asylum in Taiwan) the Taipei Liaison office also requires a “request of authentication” document. They tell you with a smile on their faces that you can download this from www.boca.com.tw but I swear if you can find it there I’ll wipe your ass with lavender scented toilet paper for the rest of your days. Lickily I was able to obtain one from a friend who had a copy of a fax of one.
That being said, now I first need to make an appointment (as these demi-gods of the foreign service are too important and busy) with my representative in Taipei in order to travel there for 5 hours, sign a document in his presence for 3 seconds and travel back to Tainan for 5 hours before posting this lot to my “legal agent.” Being Christmas and New Year the next available appointment may conceivably only be in another two weeks. Then one week home by express mail. One week (they say 3 to 5 days) to process my oh-so humble request. Another week to return by express mail. Add an extra week for unforeseen eventualities. That’s five weeks. Then with Chinese New Year looming ahead perhaps I can make an appontment in early February to get married (that is to say unless another Herculean task is heaped upon me by the local bureacrats).
But with my luck, after having done all that, I’ll probably go to make the appointment and end up with someone more well versed who may say, “Wow, you’re very thorough. It wasn’t necessary to have it stamped in South Africa. I could have done it for you.”
It’s me against the bureacratic machine. Let’s hope I prevail in the end. Perhaps they just want to make extra extra certain you really really really want to marry the lass.
Having got all that crap off my shoulders, I’ll keep those who want to know in the know and post an update later of when this highly anticipated marriage will take place. I’ll tell you one thing for nothing. I’m damn sure (if I really ever had any doubts) I want to marry my girl, and having gone through all this I’ll treasure her like a diamond for the rest of my life.
It seems like they really are making things tougher, but at least it gives you pause for thought. Do you REALLY want to do this? Hell yes! Give me the paper work baby. Daddy’s gotta go to Taipei.