[quote=“bobepine”]
They say if you’re not handsome, you better be handy. I suggest you go buy tools and learn how to use them gents. 
bobepine[/quote]
I’d rather buy them 5-6 shots of tequila…that’s usually enough to get [i]my[/i] bearings greased. 
You people are the exact opposite of me. Whenever my wife asks me a womany question that I, as a man, am completely unqualified to answer, I reply with an equally gender biased query.
Example:
Wife: Honey, which mask do you think is better, the SKII or the Neutrogena one?
My response: When removing the crankshaft pulley bolts on a car engine in chasis with the oil pan still in place, what is the best way for one to prevent the entire crankshaft from turning while loosening the bolts?
Wife: Nevermind, I’ll ask my sister.
Women have their masks and shit. We men have our handiness. Give that up, and you might as well put an SKII thingy on your face every night. 
[quote=“Comrade Stalin”][quote=“tash”]
There’s no bigger turn on than a guy who can fix things. He doesn’t have to do it ALL the time, but just the knowledge that he CAN is enough.
Doesn’t matter how much money a guy has, if he can’t fix things, all the money in the world won’t make up for lost masculinity.[/quote]
Yeah…just the other day I heard Donald Trump bitching about Willy the Repairman aka The Babe Magnet.[/quote]
Oh, yeah. Donald Trump. He’s the one I dream about. Stop it! I can’t concentrate on work! Right. :loco:
Damn. Too bad you’re in Gaoxiong – I’ve got some projects for you…
Ahem… I guess then, you probably don’t want me to mention that time… you know…
I don’t feel bad at all about being mechanically dis-inclined. Just as I’m sure some plumbers don’t feel bad about not getting Woody Allen movies or Ted Hughes poems.
I am what I am.
[quote=“tash”][quote=“Comrade Stalin”][quote=“tash”]
There’s no bigger turn on than a guy who can fix things. He doesn’t have to do it ALL the time, but just the knowledge that he CAN is enough.
Doesn’t matter how much money a guy has, if he can’t fix things, all the money in the world won’t make up for lost masculinity.[/quote]
Yeah…just the other day I heard Donald Trump bitching about Willy the Repairman aka The Babe Magnet.[/quote]
Oh, yeah. Donald Trump. He’s the one I dream about. Stop it! I can’t concentrate on work! Right. :loco:[/quote]
Um, yeah! Some golddiggers may go for Trump, but he’s not the one that females fantasize about. Have you ever seen a guy looking like Trump on the cover of romance novel? I think not!
A golddigger marries Trump for the money and then shags Willy the Hot Repairman on the side.
Ahem… I guess then, you probably don’t want me to mention that time… you know…[/quote]
He couldn’t fix the problem because his tool was broken?
You’re not an ironing board 
That’s a good thing.l
You’re not an ironing board That’s a good thing.l[/quote]
And neither are you. That’s for sure. 
So Willy the repairman only gets second-hand gold diggers?
We’re almost full circle now.
I think the female appeal for handymen has something to do with their complex plumbing, but what would I know?
HG
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]So Willy the repairman only gets second-hand gold diggers?
We’re almost full circle now.
I think the female appeal for handymen has something to do with their complex plumbing, but what would I know?
HG[/quote]
I don’t know…ever since this thread started, I can’t get Peter Gabriel’s [i]Sledgehammer[/i] out of my head…
*And second-hand is better than the right hand…if you get my drift…
[quote=“Erhu”][quote=“tash”][quote=“Comrade Stalin”][quote=“tash”]
There’s no bigger turn on than a guy who can fix things. He doesn’t have to do it ALL the time, but just the knowledge that he CAN is enough.
Doesn’t matter how much money a guy has, if he can’t fix things, all the money in the world won’t make up for lost masculinity.[/quote]
Yeah…just the other day I heard Donald Trump bitching about Willy the Repairman aka The Babe Magnet.[/quote]
Oh, yeah. Donald Trump. He’s the one I dream about. Stop it! I can’t concentrate on work! Right. :loco:[/quote]
Um, yeah! Some golddiggers may go for Trump, but he’s not the one that females fantasize about. Have you ever seen a guy looking like Trump on the cover of romance novel? I think not!
A golddigger marries Trump for the money and then shags Willy the Hot Repairman on the side.[/quote]
Thank you for putting it so eloquently, sistah!
BTW, Willy the Hot Repairman is not the only one getting some. There’s Dave the Washing Machine Delivery Guy and Andy the Heavy Furniture Mover Guy. Electricians and plumbers can be hot too.
[quote=“tash”]Electricians and plumbers can be hot too.[/quote]I don’t think so
when it comes to plumbing, even that has gone a bit Brokeback.
I remember the days when burly men in shorts and singlets would lug in an oxy-acetelene gas set to solder or braze up the copper pipes they had just bent beaten and cut into shape.
Then they’d have a beer and call it a hard day’s work.
Nowadays, it’s off down to B&Q to go and pick out the push n click plastic stuff, and a bit of glue. Whoops I just broke a nail answering my cellphone, but hell, lets have a glass of bubbles before we call it a day.
It’s a craic thing, innit?
Craic with the plumber’s crack.
HG
[quote=“tash”][quote=“Erhu”][quote=“tash”][quote=“Comrade Stalin”][quote=“tash”]
There’s no bigger turn on than a guy who can fix things. He doesn’t have to do it ALL the time, but just the knowledge that he CAN is enough.
Doesn’t matter how much money a guy has, if he can’t fix things, all the money in the world won’t make up for lost masculinity.[/quote]
Yeah…just the other day I heard Donald Trump bitching about Willy the Repairman aka The Babe Magnet.[/quote]
Oh, yeah. Donald Trump. He’s the one I dream about. Stop it! I can’t concentrate on work! Right. :loco:[/quote]
Um, yeah! Some golddiggers may go for Trump, but he’s not the one that females fantasize about. Have you ever seen a guy looking like Trump on the cover of romance novel? I think not!
A golddigger marries Trump for the money and then shags Willy the Hot Repairman on the side.[/quote]
Thank you for putting it so eloquently, sistah!
BTW, Willy the Hot Repairman is not the only one getting some. There’s Dave the Washing Machine Delivery Guy and Andy the Heavy Furniture Mover Guy. Electricians and plumbers can be hot too.[/quote]
Donald sends Guido, Luigi and Rocky over to discuss things with Willy, Andy and Dave. Willy, Andy and Dave end up as part of the foundation of the new Trump Casino in Miami.
Agree, what has happened to the good old plumber’s?
HG
[quote=“Comrade Stalin”][quote=“tash”][quote=“Erhu”][quote=“tash”][quote=“Comrade Stalin”][quote=“tash”]
There’s no bigger turn on than a guy who can fix things. He doesn’t have to do it ALL the time, but just the knowledge that he CAN is enough.
Doesn’t matter how much money a guy has, if he can’t fix things, all the money in the world won’t make up for lost masculinity.[/quote]
Yeah…just the other day I heard Donald Trump bitching about Willy the Repairman aka The Babe Magnet.[/quote]
Oh, yeah. Donald Trump. He’s the one I dream about. Stop it! I can’t concentrate on work! Right. :loco:[/quote]
Um, yeah! Some golddiggers may go for Trump, but he’s not the one that females fantasize about. Have you ever seen a guy looking like Trump on the cover of romance novel? I think not!
A golddigger marries Trump for the money and then shags Willy the Hot Repairman on the side.[/quote]
Thank you for putting it so eloquently, sistah!
BTW, Willy the Hot Repairman is not the only one getting some. There’s Dave the Washing Machine Delivery Guy and Andy the Heavy Furniture Mover Guy. Electricians and plumbers can be hot too.[/quote]
Donald sends Guido, Luigi and Rocky over to discuss things with Willy, Andy and Dave. Willy, Andy and Dave end up as part of the foundation of the new Trump Casino in Miami.[/quote]
I still don’t see how that will make me want to even come near Donald, let alone sleep with him and his toupe.
Some women may find money a turn on, I’ll give you that. I’m not one of them, but to each his own. Back to my point… although some women find it exciting to be with a guy who has money to show off with, he STILL needs to be attractive in other ways BEFORE the money comes into play. Charm, intelligence, kindness, talent, looks, charisma, good-with-his-hands, great lover, etc… any of these will do (different things for different women). But money alone - WON’t DO!
Sure, some women are with some men only for their money, but I can guarantee you, they’re not into those men, they’re not turned on by them, they don’t appreciate them, they don’t respect them, and ultimately, they’re thinking of other guys when they’re on their backs under these men.
That’s why men should thrash their head violently from side to side and alternate between moaning loudly and screaming “GOD! OH GOD!” when on top…so that the women has no chance to think of anyone BUT the guy they’re under.
Works for women, why not men?