I was in a writing class years ago with several old ladies who wanted to write romance fiction. One did the whole, “He grabbed and pushed her down onto the grass and took her there.”
My comment was something like…yeah, romance has changed.
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I got in trouble back in high school for writing and distributing erotica. I had a small, exclusive group of loyal subscribers to the series. Not sure who got hold of it and ratted me out but I had to spend a couple days in ISS for it. Pointless as I just used the time to write even more and filthier smut.
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Got any digital back copies?
Asking for a fiend…
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Who remembers the good old days pre-internet when you had to rely on your memory “spank bank”… so envious of those with photographic memories.
You could be the next Stephenie Meyer or E. L. James
Probably could. But I’d have to do it under a pen name…
Welcome back Mr.Honest
Helluva thread to gravedig 
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Maybe start a NSFW thread of your writing…
Or the next French president:
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You guys know erotic isn’t the same as pornographic, right?
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Which one had the lightning?
anyone interested in high quality DVDs?
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Didn’t the cow now pretending parakeet get the right? Are you waiting for a better offer?
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Twilight is totally PG-13 and contains no sex scenes at all so not really.
Nah… He’s not as open minded as he pretended…
You wouldn’t believe what he meant by that
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If it means what I think it means, I think you are the one who isn’t as open minded as you pretend as you rejected the payment proposal…