How to impress a lady? 7 things

by never giving a toss what others think. seeen any of his old stuff, from the birthday party or the boys next door? streets away from where he is now, but still way, way out there. he scared berlin when he lived there in the 80s, and then went on to terrorize london. then he got religion, or at least religious songs, and found he could even sing with kylie…

Of course. ‘Release The Bats’ was my teenage theme tune.

I like your dress, it matches your eyes.

Yeah Shipwrecked with this lass

Simple flattery will go a long, long way.

Also, it’ll help if you could show her how good you are with kids. Bribe a kid if you have to, say “hi” and tousle his/her hair. Even if you don’t plan on going down that road yourself, the female hormones might just kick in… :laughing: