‘Roger the Bint’ would be a good screen name. (I heard it from Sandman.)
Roger the Cabinboy might be more appropriate. I’m going sailing with Urodacus in a couple of weeks, and he’s already commented on the lack of carpets in the cabin. Afraid of getting burns on his elbows and knees.
Lordy lord, Loretta, surely a seasoned seaman such as yourself has worked that one out by now?