When I press the flush lever, BAWOOSH! Everything goes right down the first time. No insipid-sounding, weakly twirling whirlpool that half the time leaves unwanted material floating in the bowl, warranting a second or even third flush.
And I don’t have to hold the lever down the entire time. I just press it and let go.
And when I lift the seat up, it actually stays up: there’s enough room for the lifted seat to rest against the tank, and I don’t have to hold it up with my hand to prevent it from falling down mid-pee.
Picked it up last year for 13,000 including installation at Homo over in Neihu, and I’m telling you, after my scooter, it is the best purchase I’ve made in the years I’ve been here, hands down, there is no competition. Once you have one of these babies heating your buns, spraying your ass, and blowing you dry, you can never ever ever go back.
Let me just say this: GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TOILET SEAT!
Until you have experienced the wonder of a glowing green lavatory seat, you really can’t say you’ve lived.
Nice. But Neihu’s a bit too far for me to go just for a dump. Why didn’t you put it in your house?[/quote]
I find that saving it up increases the power and stench of the eventual explosive release, and as every guy knows, and as Eddie Murphy when-he-was-funny pointed out, guys have a secret yearning (bordering on fetish) to smell other guys farts, in a competitive way.
“I think deep down inside, people wanna smell other peoples’ farts.”
Picked it up last year for 13,000 including installation at Homo over in Neihu, and I’m telling you, after my scooter, it is the best purchase I’ve made in the years I’ve been here, hands down, there is no competition. Once you have one of these babies heating your buns, spraying your ass, and blowing you dry, you can never ever ever go back.[/quote]
Can it fly? Play piano? Heat up your frozen meal? It can almost boil eggs as you said, or is it just heating up the hams?
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Can it fly? Play piano? Heat up your frozen meal? It can almost boil eggs as you said, or is it just heating up the hams?[/quote]
It only does green eggs and ham. But you know what the book says about that.
Picked it up last year for 13,000 including installation at Homo over in Neihu, and I’m telling you, after my scooter, it is the best purchase I’ve made in the years I’ve been here, hands down, there is no competition. Once you have one of these babies heating your buns, spraying your ass, and blowing you dry, you can never ever ever go back.[/quote]
Can it fly? Play piano? Heat up your frozen meal? It can almost boil eggs as you said, or is it just heating up the hams?[/quote]
When I’m on the can, as I am more than ever since I got the thing, I can do all of those things from the plush comfort and warm safety of my ecstatic mental state that this glorious instrument puts me in. Never underestimate the power of liquid-sphinctral stimulation at the end of long, painful day dealing with Australians and the TW government
