[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]Okay. This primary staple of my single life requires:
Toast - which according to David Byrne on a Talking Heads album which now eludes me, is the national dish of Australia.
A decent avocado.
Cracked black pepper.
Mix as required. I suggest buying a swag of good limes and using the remainder for Margaritas.
Being a man who feels comfortable enough about his sexuality to openly wear pink shirts, you could also add some tomatoes, coriander and whatever else and make a nice dip. Margaritas remain the same, but if you’re going the full metrosexual, add a frilly display on the side of your bucket.*
*Drink from a gurrly glass and we’ll just assume you’ve crossed the line to bat with the other team.[/quote]
Hmmm…that’s a good one. Healthy too, no less. I’ll send the help down to the market for an avocado right away.
Well, it was you who inspired me. I’m right now sitting on the porch in a sarong and cotton wifebeater to better fit in with my local brothers. I’ve taught the help how to make decent mohitos - just me to take care of - so I told her to refresh the drinks every 45min without fail. Hoping to get the last bits of Underbelly 2 downloaded. “Show me you’re not another Kiwi wanker”.