I would run to the shores
I would run to the airfields
I would run to the bunkers
I would run to the mountains
I would run to the consulate
I would run
Run
Run
Run
Ever read Terry Pratchettās āInteresting Timesā? Spoiler:
The plot involves Cohen The Barbarian (a geriatric barbarian who is fearsome precisely because heās survived to become a geriatric barbarian) recruiting a handful of other has-been barbarians to āstealā the Agatean empire (a mashup of medieval China and Japan). Their basic premise is that nobody knows what the emperor looks like, so all they need to do is waltz into the palace and take over. Which they do, with the help of an ex-teacher who provides some special thinking skills.
Sounds like the truth could turn out stranger than fiction if BiggusDickus gets annoyed?
I must admit I skipped a lot of the lectures at the end. I also skipped part of John Galtās manifesto in Atlas Shrugged, and a lot of the whale bits in Moby Dick