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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ā Oprah Winfrey
Iām assuming the Oprah special is an extra-large pizza with everything. 
Iād rather have someone who can give me a ride. Why would I want someone to take the bus with me. I have a feeling itās been a while since Oprah took the bus.
Ooh, sounds like you havenāt taken the bus in a while either! 
Hey @fredsmith! Check out the article in this post:
Would you be one of those trees? 
What the hell are you talking about? No get your point! Huh? Who? What!!!
You need to read this thing called an article, Freddie. 
Sighā¦ 
I didā¦ got through several theās And your an above. How much more do you expect me to do??? Whereās that f&$@ing lil discobot when you need him? Her? It?
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Will Freddie find enlightenment if he never bothers reading about Keoniās tree philosophy? @discobot fortune
Concentrate and ask again
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Okay Freddie, the God-Emperor helps those who help themselves, so you know what you need to doā¦ 
Sighā¦ BUT I have gone back and READ and REREAD every a, an and the in your communication. How much more of an effort to I need to make to deal with your articles?
Let me ask @mad_masala to pray for your soul. 
@discobot What kind of tree should I be today?