Today i would like to be the Tree of Knowledge. (and drink from the Fountain of Youth) because I am old and stupid. 
Well, if are, in fact, the tree of knowledge, perhaps, you could tell me what a myrtle is. I KNOW that I am this tree today even though I donĀ“t know what kind of tree that is and, strangely enough, even my horoscope, neither the Chinese nor the Zodiac, predicted that today I would feel like I was-is a myrtle tree even though I would not know what that was necessarilyā¦ how do you account for this strange turn of events?
They have 'em in Taipei.
Well if they are in Taipei, you can describe one to meā¦ I am no longer sure that I am a myrtle anymore. This lack of knowledge has been most distressingā¦ I feel that whether I am a myrtle is very much based on thisā¦
Today, I think that I might have to be a mocking-bird tree. There IS such a thing as a mocking-bird tree, isnt there?
Myrtle the Turtle?
Is an oleander a tree? or do I mean osmanthus? because I might be that instead of a myrtle but I still have had no assistance in helping me determine whether I am, IN FACT, a myrtle. Sighā¦ one does not ask for much but stillā¦ well?
Yes oleander is a shrub or small tree.
Tonight and tomorrow and into the foreseeable effing fer fer fur future Iām a fucking Baobab.
So deal with it. 
An Owl tree, because I like anonymous.
A coffee tree?
(So that the tea tree is not aloneā¦?)
Today, I think that I would like to be a fig tree because I need a leaf to cover somethingā¦ Thanks for nothing for those who did NOT help me figure out whether I was a myrtle. I will NOT forget this. Just ask ONCE for something from me and SEE what kind of answer you GET!
Fred FYI 
http://www.realoregongift.com/Myrtle_Tree_Story/myrtle_tree_story.html[/quote]
You can take a Horse to water Fredā¦ I tried to help in your hour of need but you did not read my link. :discodance:
I read your link and I donāt care about myrtles from OREGON. Who the hell wants to be from OREGON? Is this some kind of a smackdown?
No, it is as follows:
You can lead a whore to culture but you cannot make her thinkā¦
God love Dorothy Parker 
[quote=āfred smithā]I read your link and I donāt care about myrtles from OREGON. Who the hell wants to be from OREGON? Is this some kind of a smackdown?
No, it is as follows:
You can lead a whore to culture but you cannot make her thinkā¦
God love Dorothy Parker [/quote]
And all these years i thought it was Horticulture Fred?
āYou canāt teach an old dogma new tricks.ā
Certainly not despite the discussion of trees. Why do you think that I needed the fig leaf? and who knows what I really meant by Myrtleā¦ Now, whereās that popcorn?
Today, I am both tired AND sick. So, perhaps, I need to be a coffee tree to make me wake up OR a camphor tree that will help with my cold? So perplexing not to know which I should be firstā¦ or maybe I can graft a branch from a coffee tree ONTO a camphor tree and get both benefits? Is that possible? 
Sounds like you are a blue tree today, Fred
If you can be the beesā knees, can you also be the beesā trees? I think that, today, yes, I am quite sure of it, I would like to be the beesā tree. Now, I am going to buzz off before I get hivesā¦ hahahahahaa