If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?


or fern? @discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: My reply is no


Fir. @discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Yes definitely


Well, all righty then, finally, I know that today I am a FIR!


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Why don’t you go f*** yourself? @discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: My sources say no


Mine say “yes.” So there! @discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: One who is too insistent on his own views, finds few to agree with him. — Lao Tzu


You should turn over a new leaf then, don’t you agree? @discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: Action is the real measure of intelligence. — Napoleon Hill


So get cracking! @discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Most likely


So, I am back @discobot fortune. I hope that you aren’t mad at me for my cruel comments? @discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of douts of my own. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


How come you don’t know how to spell? doubts with a “b” and don’t try to tell me that in German or in Goethe’s version of the same, there is no “b” because I KNOW different! @discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now


Why? @discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny without giving way to blind suspicions and emotions. — John Kennedy