If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?

[fredsmith]

or fern? @discobot fortune

[discobot]

My reply is no

[fredsmith]

Fir. @discobot fortune

[discobot]

Yes definitely

[fredsmith]

Well, all righty then, finally, I know that today I am a FIR!

[discobot]

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[fredsmith]

Why don’t you go f*** yourself? @discobot fortune

[discobot]

My sources say no

[fredsmith]

Mine say “yes.” So there! @discobot quote

[discobot]

One who is too insistent on his own views, finds few to agree with him. — Lao Tzu

[fredsmith]

You should turn over a new leaf then, don’t you agree? @discobot quote

[discobot]

Action is the real measure of intelligence. — Napoleon Hill

[fredsmith]

So get cracking! @discobot fortune

[discobot]

Most likely

[fredsmith]

So, I am back @discobot fortune. I hope that you aren’t mad at me for my cruel comments? @discobot quote

[discobot]

If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of douts of my own. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[fredsmith]

How come you don’t know how to spell? doubts with a “b” and don’t try to tell me that in German or in Goethe’s version of the same, there is no “b” because I KNOW different! @discobot fortune

[discobot]

Better not tell you now

[fredsmith]

Why? @discobot quote

[discobot]

Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny without giving way to blind suspicions and emotions. — John Kennedy