If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?

We never look deeply into the quality of a tree; we never really touch it, feel its solidity, its rough bark, and hear the sound that is part of the tree. Not the sound of wind through the leaves, not the breeze of a morning that flutters the leaves, but its own sound, the sound of the trunk and the silent sound of the roots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dDNgB1xMLo

Be sure you wait until the crescendo between five and six minutesā€¦ I can hear the treesā€™ trunks and roots quite all right thanks very much! Right @discobot fortune?

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

Damn you for always contradicting me!!! AND in public! What the hell is wrong with you @discobot fortune!!!

:crystal_ball: Most likely

THAT doesnā€™t even make sense! IDIOT! Cretin! Moron! Fool!

@discobot likes the finer things in life .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OZCyp-LcGw

Well, FINE then! Wonder what @discobot quote has to say about that? Hmmmmm cat got your tongue?

:left_speech_bubble: Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. ā€” John De Paola

The only thing that is going to get caught around here is you @discobot fortune!

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

No. YOU may rely on it! @discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

Today and only for today Iā€™m a discobot tree. Yes sirree thatā€™s what I be!

You may rely on it .

Why isnā€™t it Friday? Is there some kind of wailing tree about it not being Friday? Oh wait. Tomorrow is a holidayā€¦ at least hereā€¦ that means today is sorta Friday. Hurray! What do you think of that @discobot fortune?

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

I want to be an Angel Oak tree.

You still have to say why ā€¦

Donā€™t make us ask discobot