Neither can some Taiwan politics watchers, believe it or not. 
Danny Trejo.
Iām offended that you assumed I could speak Spanish!
Thatās offensive. Their preferred term is āGroundhogā.
Donāt you recognize American English when you see it?
Thatās offensive. There are other countries besides America.
Prove it. 
Iām offended. That wasnāt a question.
Is your name āMarcoā?
The fact that you had to ask shows your lack of trust in me.
Iām offended.
How are you?
Iām offended. Youāre only asking this because I told you to ask me anything. You otherwise never ask me how I am.
Iām doing terrible. Iāve been offended so many times in this thread.
Why are you offended so many times in this thread?
By the way, do you know what are the differences between official languages and national languages?
Iām offended. Youāre making me feel like my feelings are wrong.
why do you feel so?
Do what you can. Want what you have. Be who you are. ā Forrest Church
I feel offended that you didnāt respect the title of the thread and still had to ask me.
I feel offended that you couldnāt respect the rules and ask a question.
Thanks @discobot.
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.