Does @discobot enjoy disco music? Are robots capable of experiencing emotion from hearing music?
Anything?
Iām offended that you take offense for such non-offensive comments. If the offenderās offense is not truly offensive, the offended should not has no legitimate offence against the supposed offenses.
Iām offended at the lack of spelling consistency. Pick a team!
Why are you such a creepy, anally-retentive twerp in the food forum?
You knowā¦ drinks are important too. Itās offensive to leave them out of the discussion.
Given that no offense has been expressed regarding my asking of anything, I hereby award myself douze points
My poor little heart just canāt take it anymore! Iām gonna have to take a rest with all the offence given! Perhaps someone else wants to get creatively offended?
Well I have to say that I for one am absolutely disgusted. You clearly stated that you would be offended by āanythingā and then in reality you were offended by everything, but not by the very thing that you said that you would be offended by, which clearly was āanythingā. I feel mislead, hurt and betrayed. This thread is an absolute joke!
And how does that make you feel?
Like this:
Do you like pizza? 
Outlook not so good
Am I?
Wellā¦ am I?
Why is Italian-American food so much better than authentic Italian food from Italy?
Iām offended that @Marco seems to have abandoned his own offended thread.
Bah! Amateur!