I'm bored - ask me anything (FenjaJie edition)

Would you kill your mother, your father or both your mother and your father if you had to kill at least one of them?

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Have you stopped asking loaded questions?

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, + 2 delta

Both. Seems fairer.

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No.

When are you going to have another Kafkaesque experience at a government office?

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The government offices were quite ok. But I’m thinking of applying for online banking just for the hell of it.

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Are you vaccinated ? :face_with_monocle:

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Is change for the sake of change generally a good or a bad idea?

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Chi… vkubba bkubba bkub?

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Are you seriously still grudging on warthogs just because Crabs didn’t display perfect manners at your little tea party all those years ago??? :roll:

Cow & Chicken tea party with toys 1

Cow & Chicken tea party with toys 2

(That’s not a question for you @FenjiaJie, but you can answer anyway if you like.)

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How many seats will each party win in next week’s Canadian election?

I’ll make it easy for you.

Red party: ___
Orange party: ___
Green party: ___
Parti bleu clair: ___
Dark blue party: ___
Purple party: ___
Other/independent: ___

There are 338 seats in total. The parties listed above are running for every seat, except for a few ridings where the smaller parties didn’t manage to get candidates registered on time, and the light blue party is running in Quebec only, so max. 78 for them.

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Of course.

Are you still bored?

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Change bears innovation. Too much change hinders the implementation of said innovation. So change when you feel the need to change.

[Rydych chi’n defnyddio’r feddalwedd cyfieithu hon yn anghywir.]

Ok, then I’ll ask the Magic 8-Ball. It says: ‘Made in Bangladesh’

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Red party: 0*
Orange party: 81
Green party: 75
Parti bleu clair: 78**
Dark blue party: 46
Purple party: 14
Other/independent: 44

*Disqualified for wearing too much/not enough Blackface. Depends on who you ask.

**In a historical ceremony, Quebec is is given back to France.

A bit.

B+ for creativity. :upside_down_face: (Sorry I can’t comment further. :zipper_mouth_face: :wink:)

How about the German election? Too many colors to list, I’m afraid…

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