An actual MSN conversation between me and my taiwanese girlfriend. Unedited and presented with permission:
BSPAM: so did you finish your judy blume?
BSPAM: recently i am reading some of the socratic dialogues again, and
BSPAM: I heart socrates
Taiwan GF: you always do I know that
Taiwan GF: you love me or socrates
BSPAM: it’s not a contest between you and
Taiwan GF: it is
BSPAM: you can’t be jealous of a gay man
who died 2400 years ago.
BSPAM: crazy girl
Taiwan GF: you have to tell me
BSPAM: You don’t understand, sweety.
Taiwan GF: if now you have socrates at right and I am at
left which one you want fist
BSPAM: you mean if he came here in a time
machine like in Bill and Ted?
Taiwan GF: right
BSPAM: i love you
BSPAM: but i want to talk to socrates
before he goes back to ancient athens
BSPAM: how long can he stay in 2006?
Taiwan GF: you can have me for hour and he is one hour
BSPAM: can i still have you after socrates
Taiwan GF: no
BSPAM: in that case i want YOU
Taiwan GF: I love you
Taiwan GF: if you chose he I will say…
Taiwan GF: if you chose him I will say *&>%*89-[/quote]