In the spirit of the Saturday night teatime family fave Jim’ll Fix It. I’m wondering if jimipresley can play genie to our Aladdin 
Dear jim
i
… Can you fix it for me to have a different colour for my name? Either that or can I spend a day in an ice cream van/ doing falconry?
I read your stuff everyday.
Cheers
Dear Jimi’ll,
Please can you fix it for me and my cub scout mates to eat our packed lunches on a rollercoaster.
Love,
Stu (10 and a half)
Dear Jimi,
My post appears after that of a smelly person. Can you fix it?
[quote=“Funk500”]
Dear jim
i
… Can you fix it for me to have a different colour for my name? Either that or can I spend a day in an ice cream van/ doing falconry?
I read your stuff everyday.
Cheers[/quote]
Dear Mr Funk.
I subtly tweaked the orange in your name, so you are now the only Forumosan with that tone. If you are still unhappy, I suggest taking a permanent marker to your computer screen.
As far as the ice cream van goes, I have a friend in Guatemala who owns a whole fleet. He’d be happy to assist.
Falconry? I thought falcons were extinct. I can sort you out with a nice ball-gag, though.
The Cream Genie
[quote=“irishstu”]Dear Jimi’ll,
Please can you fix it for me and my cub scout mates to eat our packed lunches on a rollercoaster.
Love,
Stu (10 and a half)[/quote]
Dear Mr Irish
Rollercoasters only exist in movies. Like Hobbits and true love. I can organize some girl guides for you to rollercoaster with in Smell-O-Rama, though.
The Dib Dib Dib Dib Genie
[quote=“cfimages”]Dear Jimi,
My post appears after that of a smelly person. Can you fix it?[/quote]
Dear Mr Images
Consider it done. Your post now appears after those of TWO smelly persons.
The Clean Genie
Dear Jimi,
I am writing to you about the same problem I contacted you about last time. The creams did not work, and the hand-powered pump caused bruises. I inserted the implant as per your instructions, but it fell out a few hours later.
Please help me, I am growing increasingly desperate.
Chaon
[quote=“Chaon”]Dear Jimi,
I am writing to you about the same problem I contacted you about last time. The creams did not work, and the hand-powered pump caused bruises. I inserted the implant as per your instructions, but it fell out a few hours later.
Please help me, I am growing increasingly desperate.
Chaon[/quote]
Dear Mr Chaon
I’m sorry to hear that. It was really only a temporary measure anyway until you could get the cash together for a head transplant.
The Dream Genie
[quote=“jimipresley”][quote=“cfimages”]Dear Jimi,
My post appears after that of a smelly person. Can you fix it?[/quote]
Dear Mr Images
Consider it done. Your post now appears after those of TWO smelly persons.
The Clean Genie[/quote]
Wow, you really are Superman. Thank you.
Dear Jimi,
Can you fix it? I need to have all six my Superbru picks correct this week.
Thanks, Bismarck
PS - Failing that, I’ll settle for a pair of 36DDs!
I have one of those…not bad i tell ya :roflmao:
Dear Mr Bismarck:
Easy peasy.
Crusaders by 5
Stormers by 9
Bulls by 12
Chiefs by 15
Waratahs by 16
Sharks by 2
Please stop bothering me with inanity. If you have any more dumb questions, please refer to the “ask urodacus” thread.
If you want “36DDs”, try IMax.
The Bull Genie
[quote=“jimipresley”]Dear Mr Bismarck:
Easy peasy.
Crusaders by 5
Stormers by 9
Bulls by 12
Chiefs by 15
Waratahs by 16
Sharks by 2
Please stop bothering me with you inanity. If you have any more dumb questions, please refer to the “ask urodacus” thread.
If you want “36DDs”, try IMax.
The Bull Genie[/quote]
I have the same winners. It seems almost all of us do (except our oft wrong friends Lyndfield and SydneyDave - who hasn’t even picked yet). So I reckon we might be wrong on one or two…
I have one of those…not bad i tell ya :roflmao:[/quote]
Not sure what to say to that. 
How about: 
And…Go to sleep you two!! We’re always on here!
[quote=“bismarck”][quote=“jimipresley”]Dear Mr Bismarck:
Easy peasy.
Crusaders by 5
Stormers by 9
Bulls by 12
Chiefs by 15
Waratahs by 16
Sharks by 2
Please stop bothering me with you inanity. If you have any more dumb questions, please refer to the “ask urodacus” thread.
If you want “36DDs”, try IMax.
The Bull Genie[/quote]
I have the same winners. It seems almost all of us do (except our oft wrong friends Lyndfield and SydneyDave - who hasn’t even picked yet). So I reckon we might be wrong on one or two…
I have one of those…not bad i tell ya :roflmao:[/quote]
Not sure what to say to that.
How about:
And…Go to sleep you two!! We’re always on here![/quote]
hhehehehe you don’t have to say a thing…ignoramus works just fine for me when I say stupid things!
[quote=“bismarck”]Dear Jimi,
PS - Failing that, I’ll settle for a pair of 36DDs![/quote]
Sheesh! You need to learn to dream BIG!
Dear Jimi,
I miss Chiefy something awful. Can you fix it?
I don’t know if YOU did that, Jimi, but THANKS! (The Chief posted in another thread today.)
Dear Ms Housecat
Of course I did that. I have a personal hotline to The Great Man.
The STFU Genie
[quote=“housecat”][quote=“bismarck”]Dear Jimi,
PS - Failing that, I’ll settle for a pair of 36DDs![/quote]
Sheesh! You need to learn to dream BIG![/quote]
I don’t like to be greedy. :lick:
Jimi,
I need to be independently wealthy so that I can watch sports without the hassle of going out to make money, and stay of Forumosa all day.
Failing vast wealth, a job that pays me to do that would be fine, also.
Can you fix it?
[quote=“bismarck”]
Jimi,
I need to be independently wealthy so that I can watch sports without the hassle of going out to make money, and stay of Forumosa all day.
Failing vast wealth, a job that pays me to do that would be fine, also.
Can you fix it?[/quote]
Dear Mr Bismarck
Simple. Start a Satellite TV company. Then you can watch sport all day, write tripe on the flob and be independently wealthy. I’ve seen this method in action.
The Leisure Genie
[quote=“jimipresley”][quote=“bismarck”]
Jimi,
I need to be independently wealthy so that I can watch sports without the hassle of going out to make money, and stay of Forumosa all day.
Failing vast wealth, a job that pays me to do that would be fine, also.
Can you fix it?[/quote]
Simple. Start a Satellite TV company. Then you can watch sport all day, write tripe on the flob and be independently wealthy. I’ve seen this method in action.
The Leisure Genie[/quote]
That is ridiculous defamation of my sterling character. I do not own a Satellite TV company.