Joke of the Day 2021

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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Heard from a student:
Q:What is Isis called now?
A: Waswas.

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I met my wife when she was working on the London Stock Exchange.

We went on a date and she started playing FTSE with me under the table.

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What did the Taco say to the sad Burrito?

“We’ve all bean there”

Seven and eight will also be afraid when they realize that 六七八酒食!:yum:

What did the Irish duck say to his friend?

“What’s the quack?”

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A man takes his wife to get tested

Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you that your wife’s test results were mixed up with another patient’s. We’re not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer’s disease.

Man: So what am I supposed to do now?

Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don’t open the door.

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nnnnnnnnnnnno

LLLLLLLLLLLLighten up.

obviously you didn’t get my joke

True.

Hey, no joking in the Joke of the Day thread! :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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How do coffee beans say, “Goodbye”?

See you later, percolator!

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A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm. A nearby sheep piped up, “You don’t work hard - all you do is boss US around!”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?” shouted the son of a bitch.

“You herd me,” the sheep replied.

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Why did the zombies go to the hypnotist?

They preferred having their brains washed

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My dentist told me I need a crown.
I was like: I know, right?

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How do you talk to an amoeba?

Through a microbe-phone

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A man walks into a bar

Man:”Ouch!”

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I was going to post a joke about a blunt pencil

But there is no point

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