Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Heard from a student:
Q:What is Isis called now?
A: Waswas.
I met my wife when she was working on the London Stock Exchange.
We went on a date and she started playing FTSE with me under the table.
What did the Taco say to the sad Burrito?
âWeâve all bean thereâ
Seven and eight will also be afraid when they realize that ĺ ä¸ĺ Ťé éŁďź
What did the Irish duck say to his friend?
âWhatâs the quack?â
A man takes his wife to get tested
Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: Iâm sorry to inform you that your wifeâs test results were mixed up with another patientâs. Weâre not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimerâs disease.
Man: So what am I supposed to do now?
Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, donât open the door.
nnnnnnnnnnnno
LLLLLLLLLLLLighten up.
obviously you didnât get my joke
True.
Hey, no joking in the Joke of the Day thread!
How do coffee beans say, âGoodbyeâ?
See you later, percolator!
A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm. A nearby sheep piped up, âYou donât work hard - all you do is boss US around!â
âWHAT DID YOU SAY?â shouted the son of a bitch.
âYou herd me,â the sheep replied.
Why did the zombies go to the hypnotist?
They preferred having their brains washed
My dentist told me I need a crown.
I was like: I know, right?
A man walks into a bar
Man:âOuch!â
I was going to post a joke about a blunt pencil
But there is no point