Joke of the Day 2021

And I was going to post one about a flatearther

But there’s no reason

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Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year.

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What happened when the math teacher gave out extra homework?

The addition caused division to multiply

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Trumpkin and Repicheep walk into a bar, and the bartender says “What are you doing with that ugly stinking rat? We don’t serve his kind here.”
And Trumpkin says “Look here, buddy, this is Narnia, and he’s just as good as anyone else! Besides, he’s not a rat, he’s a Talking Mouse.”
And the bartender says “I was talking to the Mouse”.

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Let’s try to stay away from political jokes in the Joke of the Day thread, please.

Uhh… gone back a week and don’t see any.

How about the one you posted today?

Have I violated the feelings of Dwarfs? I didn’t even say Red Dwarfs or Black Dwarfs.
Put me in touch with the Society for the Prevention of Discrimination Against Sons of Earth and I will issue an abject apology.

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Okay, I think I’m the one who needs to apologize.
I didn’t realize that they were characters of Narnia! :flushed:
Things are so heated up recently that anything starting with Trump* makes me think about a certain president.
Sorry about that! :wall:

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Yeah, I was wondering what all that ‘politics’ stuff was about.

@MikeN1: IIRC, Nikabrik was the rat. Not Trumpkin.

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I think that’s part of the joke. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Btw two double e’s in Reepicheep.

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No problem- I’m sure it’s a lot of work being a mod in these crazy times.

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Don’t get me started on the difference between book-Trumpkin and movie-Trumpkin.

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Just had my car waxed.

No idea how it gets so hairy…

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What do you call Aquaman’s friends who didn’t show up to his party?

Fish flakes

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I can’t get a girlfriend because my handwriting is so bad.

I’m an illegible bachelor.

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I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me …

until I rode pasta

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That got a good laugh from me! I thought it was political too :rofl:

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Had posted it before on a C.S. Lewis forum, where everyone was already primed for it. I should have done a better job introducing it here, and not made assumptions.