And I was going to post one about a flatearther
But thereās no reason
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Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year.
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What happened when the math teacher gave out extra homework?
The addition caused division to multiply
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Trumpkin and Repicheep walk into a bar, and the bartender says āWhat are you doing with that ugly stinking rat? We donāt serve his kind here.ā
And Trumpkin says āLook here, buddy, this is Narnia, and heās just as good as anyone else! Besides, heās not a rat, heās a Talking Mouse.ā
And the bartender says āI was talking to the Mouseā.
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Letās try to stay away from political jokes in the Joke of the Day thread, please.
Uhhā¦ gone back a week and donāt see any.
How about the one you posted today?
Have I violated the feelings of Dwarfs? I didnāt even say Red Dwarfs or Black Dwarfs.
Put me in touch with the Society for the Prevention of Discrimination Against Sons of Earth and I will issue an abject apology.
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Okay, I think Iām the one who needs to apologize.
I didnāt realize that they were characters of Narnia! 
Things are so heated up recently that anything starting with Trump* makes me think about a certain president.
Sorry about that! 
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Yeah, I was wondering what all that āpoliticsā stuff was about.
@MikeN1: IIRC, Nikabrik was the rat. Not Trumpkin.
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I think thatās part of the joke. 
Btw two double eās in Reepicheep.
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No problem- Iām sure itās a lot of work being a mod in these crazy times.
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Donāt get me started on the difference between book-Trumpkin and movie-Trumpkin.
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Just had my car waxed.
No idea how it gets so hairyā¦
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I canāt get a girlfriend because my handwriting is so bad.
Iām an illegible bachelor.
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I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didnāt believe me ā¦
ā¦ until I rode pasta
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That got a good laugh from me! I thought it was political too 
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Had posted it before on a C.S. Lewis forum, where everyone was already primed for it. I should have done a better job introducing it here, and not made assumptions.