Joke of the Day 2021

RickRoll · January 11, 2021, 12:38pm

And I was going to post one about a flatearther

But there’s no reason

Taipeiking · January 11, 2021, 2:58pm

volv1992 · January 11, 2021, 7:51pm

Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year.

Celeborn · January 12, 2021, 1:01am

What happened when the math teacher gave out extra homework?

The addition caused division to multiply

MikeN1 · January 12, 2021, 6:00am

Trumpkin and Repicheep walk into a bar, and the bartender says “What are you doing with that ugly stinking rat? We don’t serve his kind here.”
And Trumpkin says “Look here, buddy, this is Narnia, and he’s just as good as anyone else! Besides, he’s not a rat, he’s a Talking Mouse.”
And the bartender says “I was talking to the Mouse”.

RickRoll · January 12, 2021, 6:10am

Let’s try to stay away from political jokes in the Joke of the Day thread, please.

MikeN1 · January 12, 2021, 10:48am

Uhh… gone back a week and don’t see any.

RickRoll · January 12, 2021, 11:10am

How about the one you posted today?

MikeN1 · January 12, 2021, 1:40pm

Have I violated the feelings of Dwarfs? I didn’t even say Red Dwarfs or Black Dwarfs.
Put me in touch with the Society for the Prevention of Discrimination Against Sons of Earth and I will issue an abject apology.

RickRoll · January 12, 2021, 1:58pm

Okay, I think I’m the one who needs to apologize.
I didn’t realize that they were characters of Narnia!
Things are so heated up recently that anything starting with Trump* makes me think about a certain president.
Sorry about that!

finley · January 12, 2021, 2:21pm

Yeah, I was wondering what all that ‘politics’ stuff was about.

@MikeN1: IIRC, Nikabrik was the rat. Not Trumpkin.

yyy · January 13, 2021, 12:43am

I think that’s part of the joke.

Btw two double e’s in Reepicheep.

MikeN1 · January 13, 2021, 4:44am

No problem- I’m sure it’s a lot of work being a mod in these crazy times.

MikeN1 · January 13, 2021, 4:46am

Don’t get me started on the difference between book-Trumpkin and movie-Trumpkin.

Dr_Milker · January 14, 2021, 5:19am

Just had my car waxed.

No idea how it gets so hairy…

Celeborn · January 14, 2021, 5:40am

What do you call Aquaman’s friends who didn’t show up to his party?

Fish flakes

Dr_Milker · January 15, 2021, 10:22am

I can’t get a girlfriend because my handwriting is so bad.

I’m an illegible bachelor.

Celeborn · January 16, 2021, 6:22am

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me …

… until I rode pasta

volv1992 · January 16, 2021, 8:50pm

That got a good laugh from me! I thought it was political too

MikeN1 · January 17, 2021, 4:18am

Had posted it before on a C.S. Lewis forum, where everyone was already primed for it. I should have done a better job introducing it here, and not made assumptions.