Leonardo the genius

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Whereas Da Vinci only went for young men.

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At least he’s not a ‘pedo’.

Depends on how one sees it.
His current girlfriend was a newborn at the time he started dating Gisele Bündchen…

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He probably doesn’t like wrinkles.

This may explain why Leonardo’s mental age hasn’t changed in years.

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I like that after dating an old hag (well, relatively speaking) he immediately dives back into fresher meat. He decided to push his own limits and date a 23yo…woah, wtf was that, back to 20yo. Then he became braver and braver and made it to 25yo…back to 20yo. Then a huge streak of 25-24-25 followed by the age PLUMMETING to 20yo.

He’s a troubled man, struggling between staying faithful to his own core values and men’s natural instinct to explore and push it to the limits.

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It makes you younger for a while, but it eventually makes you feel old. Or maybe it depends on the moment and activity.

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He’s not dating them, they are dating his money! It’s a trade off.

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The key point here, I guess, is that his bank balance looks much like the orange line.

Can’t blame a guy for making the most of what he’s got, I suppose.

Brings to mind one of JPs comments about man-children refusing to grow up, though. According to him, if you’re not settled down by the age of 40, you’re “lost”.

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I don’t get his popularity. He’s neither attractive nor talented. He’s an extremely limited actor with an average body and a Jack Nicholson face. He doesn’t seem to have a huge dick either.

He needs to retire.

I’m curious how you discovered this particular factoid?

As for talent, I thought he was very good indeed in Inception.

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https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8205256/smallest-penises-hollywood-jude-law-leonardo-dicaprio/amp/

It’s in The Sun, so it must be true.

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Well, he broke the “half your age plus seven” rule, but I can’t hate on the dude. If I were a multi-multi-multi-millionaire who had starred in some of the top films of the last 2 decades and was desired by women all over the world, I’d probably do the same. At least he hasn’t been #metooed yet, so I guess he must at least be a gentleman when he’s picking up chicks young enough to be his daughter. Good thing too, as I enjoy his movies and would hate to see him blackballed.

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I hate his movies.

He’s got full frontal scenes in movies.

You hate his movies and yet you freeze-frame the few instances his wiener has slipped into shots? :thinking:

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I’d be happy to have his small penis witht the women he gets to put them in.

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You can just google them :roll:

So you’ve actually taken the time to google that and check it out? Got it.

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