Leonardo the genius

Still like sunlight to a vampire.

Three years later and only one extra year on the chart? That is dangerously close to being a repost.

Big Tentacle is watching you. :eye:

I think it’s the same image.

Have another look, and this time don’t use the eyeballs you borrowed from Dr. Milker.

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ah, ok. I was looking at the timeline, not the ages

Alright, I photoshop a new one.

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Ukrainian, new girl or girlfriend. Only time will tell.

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22yo but very much a woman!

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‘Frappuccino With Whipped Cream, Three Cigarettes and a Bottle of Wine’

Her so-called unhealthy life with Leonardo was healthier than most americans.

I guess he handcuffed her and tortured her and made her drink those frappuccinos.

Three ciggies oh my Gah

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Too old!!! (the girl)
He got a younger one.

She’s so young, her high school education was interrupted by COVID’: Twitter users slam DiCaprio, 48, over ‘romance’ with Eden Polani, 19, who is younger than Titanic movie

Guess I have to Photoshop this again

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Me: I’m dating a 23-year-old.
Leonardo: Hold my beer.
Leonardo’s girlfriend: I can’t.

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Meanwhile, back at the Double Standards ranch:

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He should be cancelled. Disgusting pig.

Because…

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I’m jealous.

Because he keeps dating teenagers and he’s almost 50.

And? how does that justify cancellation?

Because it’s creepy as fuck?