Bananas look like yellow dildoes.
Pfft a lot of food is phallic or otherwise suggestive-looking. Oysters somehow look like both vulvas and testicles at the same time. That ain’t gonna stop me.
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I finally just gave up and now everyone at my house calls them “papinas”
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there’s a lady making fried stuff in that small corner stand. I passed by there today and tried the donuts: they taste like donuts more than mister donut’s stuff.
And cheap top, 2 for 25NT.
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Johan in basement of Xinguang Sanye in Tianmu, acceptable
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Not exactly a ringing endorsement. 
There’s a couple bakeries near me which make passable donuts, but they’re always a little off… dough is usually too dense or bready.
Count me in too! I like Mister Donut! Much better than Timmies
It’s funny this thread got traction now. There was a bunch of independent donut places that opened in Taipei a few years back but I think most have closed down now (going by yelp there are still a few ). Omas at Taipower do a decent jam donut.
Tokyo has the best donuts and cronuts in Asia…I shall review soon for your pleasure.
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I usually like Japanese style baked goods and desserts. But I also just really like matcha…
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Matcha is proof Shinto gods love us.
Matcha is Satan’s toenail fungus
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I am almost tempted to make a matcha poll…
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Well, I mean, it’s a donut. It went well with my coffee.
Das ist ein Berliner, with a hole!
Johan Paris? Sounds more like German and Dutch,
You got me. Probably Japanese 
Their bread’s pretty good though.
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They have a few stores in Zhongli. Not that anybody is interested to know this Im sure. And yes their bread is pretty decent.
I never imagined I would say this but Mister Donut is better than Krispy Kreme Dunkin Donuts. They have me at angel cream. Krispy Dunkin Taiwan doesn’t seem to have cream filled donuts anymore.
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Ditto on the custard.
Is Dunkin still around? I thought they pulled out years ago.