Is it possible to have a conversation using only quotes from movies? Let’s try and see. I will start it off.
Blazing Saddles
“What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin’ on here?”
WALTER (Fred MacMurray): “How fast was I going, officer?”
PHYLLIS: “I’d say around 90.”
WALTER: “Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.”
PHYLLIS: “Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.”
WALTER: “Suppose it doesn’t take.”
PHYLLIS: “Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.”
WALTER: “Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.”
PHYLLIS: “Suppose you try putting it on my husband’s shoulder.”
WALTER: “That tears it…”
Dumb and Dumber
“You’d keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you buddy.”
“I’ve been slimed.”
GHOSTBUSTERS, Columbia, 1984
“Son, you got a panty on your head.” - Raising Arizona (1987)
“You ever seen a grown man naked?”
Here’s Johnny!
yee haa, Jester’s dead.
King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: There are some who call me… Tim.
or
French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You cowardly offensive man! Come back here and take what you deserve to get. I’ll bite your legs off!
You gotta ask yourself a question, “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya punk!
Pulp Fiction: I dare you, I fucking double dare you!
Waynes World: Schwing!
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf
“Violence! Violence!”
“What we have here is a failure to communicate.” - Cool Hand Luke
[color=blue]Super Troopers[/color]
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Foster: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Rabbit: Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.
Mac: (with an irish accent) Evil Shenanigans.
O’Hagan: I swear to God I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy that
says “Shenanigans”.
Mac: Hey, Farva? What’s the name of that place you like? You know with all the goofy shit on the walls and the motzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean “Shenanigans”?
All the guys: (Handing O’Hagan a pistol) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maan, them thitz is broke! Spike Lee Do the right thing.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I’d relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he’s broke, don’t do shit.
- Office Space
Klute
“It’s all a great big game to you. I mean, you’re all obviously too lazy and too warped to do anything meaningful with your lives so you prey upon the sexual fantasies of others.”
When you hang a man, you always look at his face first!
Clint Eastwood Hang 'em High - 1967