Moving to taiwan to be with my girl

ha how long ago was this? times are changing man, Newcastle is cool now.

The Strawberry remains one of my favourite ever boozers. The Hotspur not so.

the strawberry is always ram packed since they made the stadium bigger but it is good if you can get there early and get a pint, its not quite the same when its not a match day.

The hotspur is a bit shit, my previous girlfriend also from Taipei, supported Liverpool and all the Liverpool fans from Newcastle went there to watch the champions league nights, needless to say I was so bloody happy when they lost to AC Milan and all the grown men in the bar were in tears, so was my lass like, but boy were they an arrogant bunch of fuckers!

"blah blah blah, you wont ever see newcastle in a champions league final…

I know

“thats cos your shit and souness is manager”

I know were crap mate

“your proper crap!”

I know

“I tell you man, your crap”

ew man my girlfriend is hotter than yours so fuck off!

ha thats my best memory of the hotspur, watching grown men crying is so fun when its over football.