[quote=“Mark Nagel”]1. Order a book of checks, which takes two weeks. Then when the checks come (two weeks later), the bank can mail them to my address in Taiwan (which takes another two weeks). Then I can write a personal check to the bank in Taiwan in which I want to deposit my money in. But it will take about one month for the check to clear. So this would take a total of two months from the time when I order the book of checks until I finally get the money into my bank account in Taiwan. (My account is a checking account, but when I opened up my account, I never ordered any checks because I didn’t think I would need checks, since I live in Taiwan.)
- The bank can mail me a cashier’s check. It would be much easier to deposit a cashier’s check rather than a personal check, but it would still take about one month for the check to clear and an additional two weeks until I receive the check by “snail mail” because the bank is not willing to send the cashier’s check by Federal Express, DHL, EMS, UPS, or any other method of Express Mail. But it would be sent as Registered Mail. So that means it would take about 6 weeks from the time I tell the bank to send me a cashier’s check until the time I get the money into my bank account in Taiwan.
Actually, I thought of another idea, but I didn’t tell the bank manager. Maybe I could set up an “e-gold” account (http://www.e-gold.com) in which I virtually buy a certain number of ounces of gold. Then I could transfer my money from my BB&T account to my e-gold account, and then transfer the money from my e-gold account to my bank account in Taiwan. I’m going to try this this weekend, and I’ll let everyone know if it works.[/quote]
Your e-gold idea isn’t going to work. If they won’t allow you to wire money to any account, foreign or domestic, how are you going to wire the money to a lunatic-fringe gold trust?
That said, Uncle Squiddie has a solution for you.
1. Order checks printed.
You don’t have to do this through the bank; they are legally required to accept any reasonable check form (**), whether printed by a third party or by the bank itself. (This assumes that the account isn’t some special supersecretsquirrel sort of account that requires you to sign forms to get check-writing privileges to begin with.) You should be able to get the checks sent to your father’s (*) address within three business days.
2. Get your father (*) to FedEx a deck of blank checks to you.
3. Write a check to your father.(*)
3a. Remember to sign and date the damn thing.
4. FedEx the check back to your father(*).
5. Have your father(*) deposit the check into his account.
6. Have your father(*) wire-transfer the money to your account in Taiwan.
7. Call the bank manager at BB&T, tell him/her/it to go get sodomized by a gorilla, and go have a Hoegaarden (***) and a calzone at Alleycat’s.
Expected total time: about one week. Sorry, man.
() or other responsible party of your choice, if your father isn’t one.
() For that matter, they at least used to be required to accept any form at all, which resulted in people writing checks on the back of a shirt and mailing the shirt to the IRS. Legal, marginally amusing, and the banks were obligated to honor the shirts as valid checks.
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