The experience of introducing two Taiwanese friends by their their English names, and having them shake hands while muttering their real names to each other.
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I had a girlfriend named Kevin once.
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was he nice? 
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Iāve never really cared about students having English names or not, as long as they can spell their names consistently.
When I had an employer who insisted every student needed an English name, one day a new student proudly proclaimed he didnāt have one āå ēŗęå¾ęåā. He wasnāt arrogant about it, just proud. He had obviously been coached. (This was over in 大éøland.) I would have accepted that, but an assistant (Chinese) teacher said we couldnāt accept it and proceeded to talk him into choosing an English name. It took about two minutes, and after that everything was fine. 
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Reminds me of Clayton Bigsby the black āwhite supremacistā!
Not going to mention her name, but #metoo. She knew it was a boyās name but ājust liked the sound of itā.
Used to know another girl called āVirginaā. Although she pronounced it āVirginiaā.
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Champion
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My children each have a āchineseā name in Chinese pinyin, an āEnglishā name, and my family name. My daughterās āchineseā name is her first name and the only one she uses, and I find that most Taiwanese who are aware of it (e.g., whenever we do something with the government or at a hospital) insist on calling her by her middle name.
Back in the day I had students with names like Three Rocks, Flying Tiger, Jack Wilkes, Winddy, and a whole lot of Apple (ābecause my head looks like an appleā).
At work our emails are based on our real names, so I appreciate it when my Chinese and Taiwanese coworkers use their real names so I can actually find them.
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I thought Jones was Welsh?
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Jenny4563456356664324586445@yahoo.com.tw
(sorry this name has already been taken try Jenny44665445766665665466778@yahoo.com.tw)
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You have a beer fund for your daughter that she can start spending when she hits 18? Damn, why canāt I have a dad like you?!?
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My wifeās brothers and sister and a lot of friends the same age went by their Japanese nicknames. Used to freak out some mainlanders.
I donāt even have an English name.
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For many people brought up by old school KMT teachings, their names are the Chinese characters, not how you pronounce them. You can pronounce those characters in Taigi, Hakka, Cantonese, Mandarin, even Japanese or Korean, as long as the person understands thatās how those characters are pronounced in that language, theyād feel thatās their name. Thatās why Andy Lau will always be called Liu De-hua here in Taiwan, and not Lau Tak-wah. Itās not how you pronounce it that matters, itās how you write it down. The characters carry the meaning of the name, and not the pronunciation.
To those people, the romanization of their names arenāt their names at all, especially when itās destined to be butchered. They might as well get another name that has some meaning behind it in English as their English name.
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People change their name here often. Often parents change their kids name the person having that opinion can keep it for themself.
As a side note, not every english speaker is white, so they are also fairly unintelligent.
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Somewhere in the world, someone with the name of White Supremacy is very confused by this thread title. Very sorry, missus Supremacy.
Thereās probably some laundry detergent named supreme white
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