Negative Ass Mass

After living here for quite a while now, I notice something consistently… Negative ass mass. Quite the strange phenomenon. Both guys and girls, on average, have 0 ass. Not talking about a sexy factor, but it’s literally missing. There’s nothing there! My wife calls it negative ass, like a blackhole that sucks into itself (no pun intended). I wonder what part of the diet causes this?

Did you go to Carnaval last Saturday? It’s genetics. Why the epigenetics worked such a way is an interesting question. Possibly a question that shouldn’t be asked. Crouching as opposed to running would be my guess.

And you’re just noticing that now? Luckily there are exceptions that prove the rule.

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