Well, it’s sure as heck not Vietnamese. I just started going out with a Vietnamese lady running a business here in Taiwan, and everytime she’s on the cell phone chatting with her friends, the “Oing going yoing boing gwoing” drives me batty. If she tries cooing sweet words into my ear in Vietnamese in the bedroom, I swear I’ll suffer impotence for the first time in my life.
P.S. And fess up - who are the two people who voted for Taiwanese as the sexiest language? Show your faces, local townies.