Predictions about the Forumosa of the future

With all the predictions about what the Year of the Dog will bring, I thought I

No way this will happen, smelltheglove. No way…

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Dragonsprog, offspring of the first couple brought together by Forumosa, will start posting here and will form a club with Maokid and other yet-to-be-born progeny of Forumosans.

creating a kid forum where they bitch and moan about the differences of how their parents raise them and what’s better – Western lunches or the school biandang.

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creating a kid forum where they bitch and moan about the differences of how their parents raise them and what’s better – Western lunches or The school bing dang.[/quote]
There’s something about those two usernames that I’ve thought about for a while but never dared post. Why isn’t Dragonbones’ SO just called Dragonboned? :laughing:

The winner of the 1,000,000 posts award will go to the Tigerman, courtesy of the Tigerman Bot 2020, an advanced AI version of Tigerman indistinguishable from the real Tigerman.

The forumosa of the future will have width adjusted for convenient reading on the future version of cell phones - holophones.

Some posters will be directly descended from original posters way back in 2005.

The banner ads will become so profitable that forumosa pays us by the thread to read.

People who have not arrived yet will be telling newbies about how easy their lives are and bitch about how they had to walk all the way to a 7-Eleven to get a decent box of frozen macaroni and cheese.

Oldbies who haven’t even been born yet will talk about how the Taipei MRT was still under construction during their first year here.

We’ll be reminscing about Taipei 101 when it was still standing back in the day.

Tigerman is not here in 2019. @Icon is the closest to the 1,000,000 posts award, with 30k posts now.

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I haven’t received my payment yet…

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