With all the predictions about what the Year of the Dog will bring, I thought I
No way this will happen, smelltheglove. No wayâŚ
Dragonsprog, offspring of the first couple brought together by Forumosa, will start posting here and will form a club with Maokid and other yet-to-be-born progeny of Forumosans.
creating a kid forum where they bitch and moan about the differences of how their parents raise them and whatâs better â Western lunches or the school biandang.
Thereâs something about those two usernames that Iâve thought about for a while but never dared post. Why isnât Dragonbonesâ SO just called Dragonboned?
The winner of the 1,000,000 posts award will go to the Tigerman, courtesy of the Tigerman Bot 2020, an advanced AI version of Tigerman indistinguishable from the real Tigerman.
The forumosa of the future will have width adjusted for convenient reading on the future version of cell phones - holophones.
Some posters will be directly descended from original posters way back in 2005.
The banner ads will become so profitable that forumosa pays us by the thread to read.
People who have not arrived yet will be telling newbies about how easy their lives are and bitch about how they had to walk all the way to a 7-Eleven to get a decent box of frozen macaroni and cheese.
Oldbies who havenât even been born yet will talk about how the Taipei MRT was still under construction during their first year here.
Weâll be reminscing about Taipei 101 when it was still standing back in the day.
The winner of the 1,000,000 posts award will go to the Tigerman, courtesy of the Tigerman Bot 2020, an advanced AI version of Tigerman indistinguishable from the real Tigerman.
Tigerman is not here in 2019. @Icon is the closest to the 1,000,000 posts award, with 30k posts now.
The banner ads will become so profitable that forumosa pays us by the thread to read.
I havenât received my payment yetâŚ
The forumosa of the future will have width adjusted for convenient reading on the future version of cell phones - holophones.
This has kinda happened with Discourse
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Gen. 1-1.5 Forumosans begin to suffer health complications typical of a geriatric and spend more and more time in the hospital, where they reminisce about the opening weeks of Carnegies, the 921 quake, Chiayi girls they had their way with in the mid-2000s, TU, and the Roxy of yore.
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AT&T sells off WarnerMedia. The new owners see the value of owning theaters. The âWarner Villageâ is re-born.
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Salaries remain stagnant
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Taiwanâs visa-free program is cancelled as Covid-19 resurges. Visa runners marry themselves into Taiwan.
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A bright entrepreneur decides to open a bar with lower drink prices that reflect the realities of the market.
A bright entrepreneur decides to open a bar with lower drink prices that reflect the realities of the market.
But he was not that good at accounting and had a bad landlord that overcharged rent, went bankrupt, had to leave Taiwan for the Philippines where he opened a beach bar, selling cheap rum cocktails.
Some posters will be directly descended from original posters way back in 2005.
This is actually sorta true, right? There was some teenager who came asking about his Dad who taught English here in the 2000s and died a few years ago iirc. His Dad either posted here a very long time ago, or posters here remember his Dad. I wish I could remember who the poster was. I donât think they stuck around more than a couple weeks.
This has kinda happened with Discourse
He accurately predicted smart-phones, but had a huge miss with the laughable name of âholophone.â
Thereâs still time! Holophone future.
Some posters will be directly descended from original posters way back in 2005.
This poster is almost (a direct) example of this
My Uncle taught in Taiwan in the early 1990âs and recently came back for a visit. He said the place is very different. A former University class mate of mine taught here from 2005-2006. He also recently came for a visit and says that very little has changed. Does this sound right? I guess the 15 years of 1990-2005 were boom years BUT 2005-2020 have been okay years.
One day, many of posts here will be from people who are dead.
One day, all of the posts here will be from people who are dead.
(Robots excluded, of courseâŚ)
We will have AI agents that will happily continue arguing about nothing until the sun turns into a red giant and burns us all to a crisp.
Spoken like a true