I don’t understand any of what you just said and don’t recognise half the words.
Must be smart. You’re hired
Of course the Democrats caused Trump’s bankruptcies! Of Course! Thank you for explaining lol.
These comments might have simply meant that you’re too direct and you don’t help others to save face.
But the speaker couldn’t say so directly. They were trying to “save face” and avoid embarrassing you (or themselves), so they euphemistically said that you are too genuine or unconventional.
Exactly
If someone does not hire you, it does not mean there is something wrong with you.
Thinking out of the box is mostly a great trait, but if the employer can’t handle that, you definitely want to take your talent elsewhere. Important to have space to grow and air to breathe.
No, but while we’re on the subject… have you? 
Don’t make me zap your asses into Repostland, guys! 
If someone were to start a Most Annoying Forumosan I’d be surprised if I weren’t in the top tthree, along with mups and a few other suspects. The question is why.
FWIW, you probably wouldn’t make it into my top 100. 
Guy
Hey! If you’re in the top three, where does that leave me? 
Don’t overload my FOMO, man.
You have the saving grace of not posting that frequently. 
Strange, it never crossed my mind that someone on this board might be annoying.
Not necessary – shit and cream both rise. 
Well unlike it real life we have an ignore button.
Had another comment: “You’re just cruising through life at the moment.”
Sailing into the wind, more like.
To which I’d reply: yes, Grindr is awesome! 
Guy
The attention seeking nature of your self-flagellating posts? 
I didn’t get a job working in bike shop as a teenager because they didn’t think I was intelligent enough to remember all the products they sold!
And now you’re a rocket applianceist?