Fine, prisoner exchange – donuts for ice.
But don’t get any big ideas, Rumi. I’ve got 100% of my eyes on you. 
Thanks. I know it was a big sacrifice.
And you’re still one short. 
What’s the best way to cook an organic, grass-fed cow, O God-Emperor: boil it alive like a crab, or boil it alive in its own milk like… well, like a crab drowning in cow’s milk?
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Thank you, Supreme One. You are very wise. 
You’re surely joking. 
Great way to ruin a perfectly good steak. The correct answer is pan sear in olive oil and serve with garlic butter.
Missed it by two hours!
“I’m a re-reposter on Forumosa!”
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This one is borderline, but… it’s too damn cute to zap! 
And if you still didn’t get it after seeing the original last year, the internet has definitely ruined you! 
Same concept, but different dog and different car. Seems fine to me.
I don’t believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process. — Oprah Winfrey
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Oprah is the new Confucius? 
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