I’m sitting in Starbucks, working away, feeling pretty comfy on the plush sofa sipping a frappacino. I do this on a daily basis now. (There’s the reason for my new avatar)
Sitting across the tiny round table from me, curled up in an arm chair, is a Very Attractive woman, in her early to mid-thirties. She was here yesterday as well–same place, same play. For hours. mp3s playing, apparently dozing, but a soft smile curl on her lips, and every few minutes a glance, a direct gaze, sometimes catching my gaze. Ok, I’m smiling and looking too. I’ve got a girl, I’m not interested, but I am a bit of a flirt and she’s damn attractive.
Few minutes ago she strolled back from wherever, and peered curiously over to see what I’m so diligently working on. Few minutes ago I glanced over a caught sight of the large rock on her ring finger. Damn! What’s she doing flirting with me? Bored married woman, I’m thinking.
Usually, it takes a brick to wake me up to a woman’s interest. If I’ve noticed, she must be interested. I’m not… gotta be a good lad. But still, an innocent flirt is fun.
My girl and I have been together a long time. She regularly jokes that she or I should test the field. (She also complains that I got to have lots of girlfriends before her, while she didn’t have lots of boyfriends before me.) This would earn a, “tsk! tsk! You play with another girl!” and a laugh. Then she would ask, “You don’t think she’s too old?” and feel better about the entirely imaginary signs of age that she’s detected in herself.
She struck up a conversation, plied me for information, and left me her card.
Oh yeah, then she grabbed my ass.
Six years with the same lady; I am so out of practice.
*it’s a good thing I’ve found a keeper.
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SIX years???
Punk.
[quote]I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
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Uncanny! It’s time for your 15 minutes in the sun, sunshine. There’s another Canuck being paraded on the media for exactly the ass-ault this devilish vixen has done to you, but this missy was even more stupid, she left a calling card. Hit the press and help a countryman!!!
