Scottish Independence

[BigDave]

When I think of a Scottish woman, I think of Susan Boyle. When I think of English, I think of Katie Price. Pick your poison.

[Gain]

@BigDave

When I think of a Scottish woman, I think of Susan Boyle. When I think of English, I think of Katie Price. Pick your poison.

When I think of a Scottish man, I think of Sean Connery. When I think of an English man, I think of Piers Morgan.

Scotland ftw.

[BiggusDickus]

There are some interesting comparisons between Scots and English coming up here.

[BiggusDickus]

@Gain

@BigDave

When I think of a Scottish woman, I think of Susan Boyle. When I think of English, I think of Katie Price. Pick your poison.

When I think of a Scottish man, I think of Sean Connery. When I think of an English man, I think of Piers Morgan.

Scotland ftw.

Sean didn’t hold back from an open handed slap, which could be attractive to some. Piers got decked by Jeremy Clarkson, who is another arguably negative English stereotype.

This really is a challenge.

Can I go for Mel Gibson and Edward Longshanks?

[superking]

@BiggusDickus

Sean didn’t hold back from an open handed slap

Or a bloody awful crack at an accent. Taught Russell Crowe everything he knows.

[superking]

@BigDave

When I think of a Scottish woman, I think of Susan Boyle. When I think of English, I think of Katie Price. Pick your poison.

We need a third to properly play shag, marry, kill.

[MikeN1]

@BigDave

When I think of a Scottish woman, I think of Susan Boyle. When I think of English, I think of Katie Price. Pick your poison.

Susan Boyle: b. 1961
Katie Price: b. 1978
I think of the Queen. Close your eyes and think of England.

[BigDave]

It was a joke. Katie Price is the worst example of an English girl. That is why I chose her.

[superking]

@BigDave

Katie Price is the worst example of an English girl.

She put in a lot of graft with Harvey, especially when he was younger, and she never got a penny from Dwight Yorke. However, that aside, she is the absolute worst role model for anyone.

[finley]

Fun fact: apparently she only got 150 quid from her OnlyFans offer of a flash of badly-packed kebab.

[superking]

@finley

Fun fact: apparently she only got 150 quid from her OnlyFans offer of a flash of badly-packed kebab.

I need a word to describe the laughter and disgust I experienced after reading your brilliant post.

[KHHville]

@finley

Fun fact: apparently she only got 150 quid from her OnlyFans offer of a flash of badly-packed kebab.

beep beep beep… back up a minute… she’s a ladyboy?

[superking]

Kebab is English slang for a ladies’ Jack and Danny.

[KHHville]

This is why this forum is so educational.

[finley]

Perhaps the confusion arises from the alternative meaning of something on a stick?

Behold, a badly-packed kebab:

I’m pretty sure every guy has encountered one at some point, generally at the end of a six-pint night out.

What were we talking about again? Perhaps we should get back to deep-fried Mars bars.

[Shaun008]

@superking

Kebab is English slang for a ladies’ Jack and Danny.

From my neck of the woods it was often called a Fish Kebab, It didn’t matter how badly packed it was.

[superking]

@Shaun008

It didn’t matter how badly packed it was.

A meal is a meal!

[MikeN1]

@BigDave

It was a joke. Katie Price is the worst example of an English girl. That is why I chose her.

Sorry, then - I’d never heard of her before this, and it sounds like I should never hear of her again

[Explant]

@finley

Perhaps the confusion arises from the alternative meaning of something on a stick?

Behold, a badly-packed kebab:

I’m pretty sure every guy has encountered one at some point, generally at the end of a six-pint night out.

wow. this must be why I never enjoyed the bar scene. holy hell!

I was actually just wanting to ask about currency. if it’s legal tender and under the same country, how would it be legal to not accept it?

[finley]

Well, I’ve only rarely partaken of an apres-bar kebab, but in my limited experience they’re generally a lot more carefully assembled than that. It’s just that, as Forrest Gump might have observed, you never know what you’re gonna get until you take the wrapper off.

if it’s legal tender and under the same country, how would it be legal to not accept it?

I believe the law allows people to refuse legal tender if it’s somehow inconvenient for them to do so. For example a shop is allowed to refuse payment as a pile of small change.