The longer I stay here, the maddening the people make me. I’m convinced these people are their own worst enemies!
Long story short, A very senior Taiwanese driver (w/o comprehensive car insurance) misses his turn during rush hour and from the MIDDLE LANE (no turning allowed) he cuts right (while I’m driving straight in rush hour formation) sharply bumping me off my bike leaving to roll toss and slam into the curb. this caused me to shred some ligaments and aggravate a pre-existing injury leaving me in mountains of pain which causes great physical pain and a lengthy surgery and recovery period awaits.
With his septuagenerian reflexes and Taiwanese candor, he wastes no time in blaming me for being in his blind spot (despite no turn signal) and for causing an accident. Luckily a bystander with a great vantage referred and corroborated my what I said.
Turns out this geezer is married to an Aborigine lady granting his family a pro bono lawyer and representative, even in a shut case like this.
Since he seems like a nice guy and clearly didn’t do it on purpose, I decide to make him a sweet heart deal in arbitration. Based on precedent and insurance payments under similar circumstances.
During arbitration, the guy balks and refuses my proposal after I have my father (bad manners if a 40yr old son here does the talking) lays out an itemized spreadsheet of losses incurred with receipts and official documents. Not letting reality or gravity get in the way, the guy pulls a cheap bared naked maneuver and indignantly demands I sue him so that he can invoke his right to free legal representation and drag this case out indefinitely.
I admonish him that everything from the traffic cam video, bystander police report and diagram point to him at which point he declares that he is bankrupt.
Certainly NT150k, might seem a lot for an 70+ old low level fixed income pensioner, but this guy and his aborinal representative are deft in not making a counteroffer since that would be an admission of guilt, but according to precedent and insurance payouts, I’m giving him a heavy aboriginal discount.
I found out that he lives 4 hours roundtrip from the site of the accident while I live only ten minutes away, so I use this tactical advantage to bring him to arbitration every single chance I get. He has the temerity to suggest that this might constitute legal harassment to which my father mentions none of us has anything better to do anyway.
As someone who never forgets to say please and thank you or cross my t’s and dot my i’s, I am staunch defender against Taiwanese lack of etiquette and killer driving instincts.