Sexpats

Am I banging Tom Hardy every day, twice a day? No, but I get by all right.

You can’t be like, oh god I gotta have sex, I gotta have it real bad! but then say no, it can’t be with this girl who isn’t pretty enough, and it can’t be with a prostitute. At that point, aren’t you just barring yourself from sex?

What? Why not? It’s just sex!

These two things are entirely unrelated in my mind, but nice try. Different definitions of sexpats, etc.