This is inspired by an old Mad Magazine series. I guess that means I’m now old enough to fart dust, but here’s the gist of the game. Give a snappy answer to the previous poster’s stupid question: for example, here’s a typical exchange borrowed from the original series.
Q: Are you asleep?
A: No, I’m dead. Leave the flowers and get out.
Here we go. Leave a snappy answer to the following stupid question, and then pose a stupid question for the next poster.
Q: Are you an English teacher?