Star Wars Discussion Thread 2017

Rockefeller · June 1, 2017, 5:18am

I. Can’t. Wait.

If Rey turns Sith/breaks bad it’ll confirm all my theories, mwahahaaha:

Okay, I’ve finally formed an opinion on this widely discussed mystery. And it’s super legit. Ready? Here it is:

Rey is a damn spy for the new emperor .

You know, how she lied about not knowing who Luke is despite the doll and the pilot helmet. How she apparently went from ‘the force is a myth’ to mastering the force & lightsaber in like a tenth of the time that Luke did. How she so conveniently had to come back to that bridge to see Han die - obviously so if Kylo failed to kill him she would have assassinated Han herself. Clearly Rey is a Sith Lord who was secretly trained by hologram Voldemort himself mwahaha .

Anyway you slice it, there’s something iffy and uncommon about that young lady, cause yeah she did also have numerous conversations with both Chewie and BB-8.

Btdubs, episode 8 is titled The Last Jedi, i.e. Luke. Oh snap .