Stupid Puns (or get thee to a Punnery)

[RickRoll]

You know there’s a more recent thread for puns, no?

The Pun is Mightier Than The Sword

Dear Golfers of Taiwan, Our baseball team is finding it difficult to find places to practice. Next time you golfers are out on a course, can you look for an area off to the side of the fairways that we might be able to use for baseball practice? In other words, can you find a diamond in the rough?

Although it’s not the same after @shiadoa… er… retired…