The Pun is Mightier Than The Sword

Dear Golfers of Taiwan,

Our baseball team is finding it difficult to find places to practice. Next time you golfers are out on a course, can you look for an area off to the side of the fairways that we might be able to use for baseball practice?

In other words, can you find a diamond in the rough?

:-1:

The thread title warned you.

that’s even after the warning.

Do teachers in Taiwan feel like Jack Kevorkian? I mean, all that youth in Asia…

I don’t want to get into any political discussion here…I just wanted to note that there is a bipartisan bill in Congress to allow medical marijuana to treat arthritis. In other words, it would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

No arthritis there.

I’m happy to say I now run a support group for compulsive talkers…

On Anon Anon.

It may just be a hash-up of old talk and half-baked legislation?
Time they took the high road, even if it is full of Potholes, weeds and stoners

I had no idea how bad splinters could be,

until I saw one in the flesh!

“At the Narcissism Treatment Center You Are Always #1”

So, I interviewed a teacher for a job I am seeking to fill today. I didn’t hire her because she was cross-eyed.

She obviously couldn’t control her pupils.

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I pulled over the car and burst into tears.

It’s always nice to have a shoulder to cry on.

I never thought @Toe_Save was so pun-itive!

You don’t know Toe.

You’re just like my ex!
She dumped me when she found out I was missing a Toe…
Apparently she’s lack-toes intolerant.

You nailed it @RickRoll

Milk that cheese for all its worth.