The Pun is Mightier Than The Sword

Now you want to bring milk and cheese to the discussion?
How dairy!

Whenever I go to the hairdressers in Taiwan, the first thing I always say is “Hao Jiu Bu Jian!”. No one ever seems to get it though.

I like this one though:

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I find whiteboards remarkable.

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That must stick in the throats of those poor old blackboards :pensive: They must be chalking :slightly_smiling_face:. You may possibly be able to tell that I made that up in 5 seconds . Only now can I see how terrible it is … perfect

:giraffe: only sleep for 3/4 hours a day . They must be neckered :smirk:

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They’re not doing a very good job then ey

My daughter is becoming a midwife. She really wants to help people out.

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The man who invented velcro passed away. RIP

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RIP in piece ;_;

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

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